Comments on: Edge Energy

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:01:21 +0000

Michael – Use it to not shave? I don’t know if you’ve seen how hairy I am. I need shaving cream/gel or else I turn into hunting game.

Shannon – Go to sleep.

Chuck – I don’t think any of Richard Simmons videos are on DVD. I guess they figured old people don’t know how to work those fancy pansy contraptions.

Mark – I do like King of Shaves products and that’s why I recommend it to others.

Bikerbabeee – Death metal is not great stuff in the morning. Death metal is great all the fucking time. :-)

Perkins – I kick it old school when it comes to shaving my face, but kick it new school when I’m shaving my twigs and berries.

StephanieS – I don’t think it has a smell and it’s a chemical so I don’t it would smell good.

Kylie – I hear Clooney is single, so he might have time to help you shave and to help you with other things.

yawnie – Pfff…What’s a VHS?

Jon – King of Shaves products. Art of Shaving products. Something that’s slick and doesn’t foam too much.

Reprobate – No. A real man goes hunting for sharks, kills one, makes like a shark dentist and pulls all its teeth out and forges a shaving blade out of them.

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:10:34 +0000

“All you need to get a great shave is a sharp razor blade, some pre-shave oil, a really good shaving cream that doesn’t foam up a lot, hot water, aftershave balm, and some Jack Johnson music.”

You p***y. You don’t need all that crap. A real man just uses a razor and water. In a pinch, the water can go.

By: Jon

Jon — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:06:22 +0000

What is something better that we should move up to?

By: yawnie

yawnie — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:14:59 +0000

ooohhh, I spy a recommendation for a review on a Richard Simmons workout tape! I could set that up for you… In the original VHS version!
Did you know you don’t necessarily need to be doing a Richard Simmons workout video to get energy? You can point and laugh at my mom (clad in bright pink shorts, plastic banana clip and reebok shoes)… Which is what I plan to do for a kick every time she exercises.

By: Kylie

Kylie — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:28:34 +0000

No no no. 5′2″ with a 31″ inseam, shaving is never enjoyable. Even with your eloquent phrasing, caffeine, beer, cookies and George Clooney, I will never enjoy shaving as much as you.

Okay, maybe if George Clooney is there, it might be okay. But thanks to this review, I won’t be using this cream when that time comes.

Then again, if George Clooney is around, my legs will have already been shaved and I’ll have other things planned for the evening.

That was too much information, right?

By: StephanieS

StephanieS — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:05:29 +0000

Another great review, but now what I really want to know is….what does testosterone smell like?
Something nice, I hope.

By: Perkins

Perkins — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:49:00 +0000

No electric? Get into this century, man!

By: Bikerbabeee

Bikerbabeee — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:05:43 +0000

I like death metal.. great stuff in the morning. better than any of those energy drinks.

By: Mark

Mark — Sat, 31 May 2008 19:48:53 +0000

Shaving oil? Really all you need is a good soap free facial wash to clean your face and hair of dirt and oil to allow warm water to saturate the hair follicle. The wetter the hair the easier to shave, so, the closer the shave. Forget the shaving oil, unless it is King of Shaves. Use a good King of Shaves shave gel like the Magna-gel, or Ultra gel. You will get the closest shave of your life.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Sat, 31 May 2008 18:45:02 +0000

Caffeinated shaving gel...what an intriguing idea. I bet the makers of Shower Shock are hard at work on it right now. My favorite Richard Simmons workout video title is "Dance Your Pants Off." If they ever release that on DVD you'll have to do a review.