Comments on: REVIEW: Full Throttle Coffee Energy Drink (Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel)

By: ed

ed — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:09:46 +0000

7-11 in what state is FT COFFEE available?

By: NW Limited

NW Limited — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:16:53 +0000

Well, it figures…these things are prime for the drinking days and coffee and alcohol are old friends. Why not?
Anything for a $$$.

By: ChrisP

ChrisP — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:16:55 +0000

Elohel… self-deprecation wins again.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:27:01 +0000

Red Icculus – Is Mr. Brimley still alive.

Chelsea – Wow, you are right. They don’t contain HFCS. Well it looks like the yolks on me and my influence has gone from zero to zero.

By: Chelsea

Chelsea — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:50:41 +0000

There drinks do not contain high fructose corn syrup. They are sweetened with sucrose and also contain lactose which is naturally present in milk. Please get your facts straight if you wish to influence the opinion of others.

By: Red Icculus

Red Icculus — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:48:05 +0000

Full Throttle- The Original Gangsta of Diabeetus after Wilford Brimley.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:41:08 +0000

Chuck – There are wayyyyy too many choices now. Although, all those choices are great for quasi-product review blog editors, like myself.

Lex – Just don’t try all three flavors in one sitting. I will not be responsible for the sugar coma you’ll be in.

Alisha – I don’t think people who drink a Monster BFC are happy after drinking it, instead I think they turn into a ball of energy that can be put on a properly rigged exercise bike to produce electricity for the masses.

ChrisP – I totally understand that. Kimmy was totally hot.

Kylie – You did write a haiku…the devil’s haiku. 6-6-6.

Amanda – I enjoy those Guava Rockstars, but damn they’re sweet.

Kcdeath – Why can’t people just stick with the old ways?

IE – These are better than those mutha ‘uckers.

Jack B. – Full Throttle Squared, then Full Throttle Cubed, then Full Throttle Infinity, and then Full Throttle Infinity + 1.

StephanieS – Don’t do it!

By: StephanieS

StephanieS — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:23:59 +0000

On the upside, I see there’s lots of vitamins alongside the corn syrup and saturated fat.

I’m strangely tempted to try these, and there’s a 7-Eleven just down the street. Hope they don’t raise my adrenaline to ‘getting chased by a grizzly’ levels.

By: Jack B.

Jack B. — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:37:11 +0000

The next energy drink will be Full Throttle Full Throttle.

By: IE

IE — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:39:28 +0000

Maybe these are better than those Bad Mothers last year…

By: Kcdeath

Kcdeath — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:11:07 +0000

And yet a new way to commit suicide (or go through a mental breakdown): Drink new Full Throttle Coffee Energy Drinks to really experience the caffeine boost from coffee AND energy drinks combined into one!

By: Amanda

Amanda — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:00:48 +0000

“The amount of energy drinks is getting a wee bit ridiculous. Can’t people just drink a Monster BFC and be happy?”

Nope, can’t. I love those Guava Juiced Rockstars too much.

By: Kylie

Kylie — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:45:24 +0000

*sigh*
Back to coffee again
All is good in the world!
This will be a good day.

(hey, that’s almost a haiku. A haiku written by someone who can’t count for shit)

By: ChrisP

ChrisP — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:34:31 +0000

Coffee+Energy Drink seems a bit unnecessary… I usually just get my energy fix from watching Full House reruns.

By: Alisha

Alisha — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:38:04 +0000

The amount of energy drinks is getting a wee bit ridiculous. Can’t people just drink a Monster BFC and be happy?