Comments on: Jimmy Dean Pancakes & Sausage Minis

By: bob cox

bob cox — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:53:36 +0000

TASTE LIKE MOTHER FUCKING ASS

By: Get Real

Get Real — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:11:59 +0000

Axe to grind?

By: hunter

hunter — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:23:24 +0000

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/ThuggPassion/Funny/KobeUgonnaGetRAPED.jpg
lol

By: StephanieS

StephanieS — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:01:26 +0000

Wow, I don’t visit for a couple of days and there’s high drama! Ace, great review and for going the extra mile with the toaster oven. I’ve decided to buy one on your recommendation as they sometimes seem to work wonders (not this time).

Marvo, suggesting insults is genius. You’re classy.

I’m trying to work out how much it would cost to buy cocktail sausages, and make some pancakes myself. Not much, and probably would be fairly delicious. Price per serving would be pretty minimal.

By: Alisha

Alisha — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:52:15 +0000

I saw the ones with “blueberry pancakes” on the outside and thought “that just might be the most disgusting looking breakfast item I have ever seen.”

Looks like i may have been right.

By: Lord Jezo

Lord Jezo — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:35:17 +0000

Speaking of sausage minis…

What ever happened to Marvo’s online dating initiative? Tell him we the people demand updates!

By: Nhiro

Nhiro — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:50:44 +0000

These look kinda like mini corndogs, which I’d much rather eat instead.

On a side note, props for the Kobe diss. There are just simply better players in the league.

By: kagai

kagai — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:18:37 +0000

@reprobate

In that case, Kobe should love them!

By: Natalie

Natalie — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:39:50 +0000

They used to serve the version w/the stick in my elementary school cafeteria for breakfast. I miss the early 90s, before kids started to get fat and PTA moms everywhere decided schools should serve healthier food to counteract the Happy Meals they were buying their kids.

Thanks for the nostalgia.

By: angry bob

angry bob — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:59:00 +0000

angry bob didn’t read the review either, but also concluded that it’s worthless. By some odd coincidence, angry bob’s time is also worthless, so it all works out.

By: Ace

Ace — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:57:54 +0000

luckinflux – I don’t know, actually. I probably need to go to my shrink and take a rorschach test to make sure everything’s normal.

IE – I’m pretty sure that they’ll be dipped in another coat of batter and served with strawberry jam. They’ll call them twice-fried sausage dippers or something.

ChrisP – As we learned in Airplane!, Kareem doesn’t hustle on D and only goes balls-out during the playoffs. Hmm…maybe him and Shaq are not as different as I thought.

SheRa – It was released yesterday, so I could see how you missed it. The more pertinent issue is whether you missed Shaq’s movie classic Kazaam or Kobe Bryant’s awful song with Tyra Banks.

Rec Icculus – Did he change his name to Aaron Carter and write a song about how he beat the big man?

By: Ace

Ace — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:56:59 +0000

Chuck – The guy wears like size 24 shoes, I’m not sure if I want to inquire anything else about his anatomy.

Reprobate – I should check to see if Shaq signed and endorsement deal with them a while back. It would make a lot of sense…

Weirdo Wolfie – It would be easy and fairly satisfying to say “only a worthless person would take the time to deride a worthless blog,” but I would rather state that TIB is a fun pop culture site that happens to review crap, not the Michelin Guide.

Marvo – If you had to endure people flipping cars over and proclaiming Kobe to be Black Jesus after the last championship, you would probably be turned off as well.

Brie – I only repeated what was already stated by a 7 foot black man.

By: Red Icculus

Red Icculus — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:04:48 +0000

When I was a young’un, there was a guy named Zach, who took pride in his basketball skills. He was in gay love with Shaq. He even spelled his name “Zhaq” and wrote lame ass raps on the playground.

It’s funny how processed food can make you reminisce.

By: SheRa

SheRa — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:42:42 +0000

Weirdo apparently didn’t read the “worthless” review since he missed the fact that it is for the “Stick-less” version.

There is a larger version of these on a stick, but I don’t see why you’d want more of these considering how much Ace enjoyed them. (Quality, not Quantity Mr. Dean.) I also some how doubt that a stick jammed up a sausage would keep it from tasting a like a tire. (Might be more fun to eat that way though.)

My final question, am I the only person that I didn’t know about Shaq’s rapping?

By: ChrisP

ChrisP — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:37:49 +0000

I can see that Jimmy Dean’s pancake and sausage minis have brought out the best in all your readers. Also, Shaq’s freestyle is miserable. He hasn’t had a decent performance since Kazaam …. zing!

“That’s like Kareem saying to himself he better than me
Now stop, think about that,
it aint about that,
its about B-I-G AKA Shaq
Now that’s the difference between first and last place,
Kobe, nigga, Tell me how my ass taste!!”

… miserable at best. <3 KAJ