Comments on: Burger King Ketchup & Fries Potato Snacks

By: Alice

Alice — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:27:32 +0000

I actually really like these… I can eat tons of them and they taste just like ketchup and fries to me.. with a little metally aftertaste.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:40:52 +0000

A.W. – Yes, I’m still blogging and still making a fool out of myself.

kagai – Yo, yo, yo. Thousand Island dressing is the bomb. I prefer it over ranch.

Alisha – I haven’t done that in the past? I’m not doing my job.

betsy – I’m not sure what’s wrong with my Burger King, but maybe they do need a new fryer.

bikerbabeee – I wish Burger King would come out with curly fries, but then they would probably eventually come out with curly fries snacks.

Reprobate – I’m not a fan of most fast food joints either, but I’m a lazy, lazy man and will settle for anything.

IE – Actually, Ruffles and ketchup don’t taste very good.

Michael – I would tell my friends that for a moment I could shoot ketchup out of my fingers.

fanta – Hmm, I think I’ll try to come up with my own term for the female genitalia. How about the “pink orchid.”

ChrisP – Actually, I would suggest using it over and over again and tell your friends use it and have their friends tell their friends to use it, and in no time the term will die.

luckinflux – I’m hoping if I use the term enough that Oprah will give me a free car or some shit.

Aly – I’ve never had those ketchup chips, but yes I would stick with them.

K.C. – Unfortunately I didn’t see that movie, so I’m just going to take your word for it.

Bokkie – But homemade stuff takes longer to make and I am one lazy person.

By: Bokkie

Bokkie — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:12:01 +0000

I never understood the “french fries” and i doubt i ever will.
Being a dutchman i prefer the big old ‘Vlaamse frieten’

I go to BK for the burgers, screw them fries, if i want fries i’ll got a fritkot :P

Fresh home made stuff beats ANY french fries :)

By: K.C

K.C — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:09:45 +0000

I’m going to take a line from Sweeney Todd “Is that just revolting?
All greasy and gritty?
It looks like it’s molting!
And tastes like…we’ll pity.”

By: Aly

Aly — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:02:33 +0000

So I should stick with my Herr’s ketchup chips, is what you’re saying?

By: luckinflux

luckinflux — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:49:15 +0000

Every time I read or hear the word va-jay-jay, it make me giggle like a little school girl. I first heard it from an ex gf and laughed my ass off. To hell with Ophra. Next date you have that you get lucky with, you should review her va-jay-jay.

By: ChrisP

ChrisP — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:47:10 +0000

Eating ketchup-flavored fries is like listening to Coldplay … it makes me want to vomit.

On the other hand, this comment made my day: “..making them look like they caught something from being in Paris Hilton’s disarrayed va-jay-jay.” At least until Fanta tipped me off that it was popularized by Mrs. Winfrey. Now I’m sad and almost want to remove it from my vocabulary… almost.

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:51:51 +0000

Fine. Marvo gets oily handjobs. Is that what you wanted to hear, fanta?

By: fanta

fanta — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:28:51 +0000

Please…please please please…please please PLEASE for the love of all that’s wet and sticky do not use that horrible trendy euphemism for fem genitalia. What’s wrong with clam? What’s wrong with twat? Or any of the other time-honored four-letter terms popularized by John McCain’s endearing affection for his robber baroness wife? Cuz when you use that hyphenated term popularized by Oprah, you make me think of Oprah’s hyphenated term. And then nothing tastes good, ever again.

By: Michael

Michael — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:29:11 +0000

I tried these a week ago. What alarmed me was not the flavor but the red powder you mentioned. It was extremely hard to get rid of and in fact, made my fingers look inflamed. At least Cheetos powder comes off easily. The red stain lasted a few days no matter how much soap I used. Try explaining that to your friends. :)

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:42:38 +0000

because ketchup is moist and moisture ruins potato chips worse than BK powder. It’d be fine if we wanted soggy potato chips, but that’s just gross.

By: IE

IE — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:11:11 +0000

Why not just get a bag of ruffles and squirt in some ketchup. Probably taste better than this stuff.

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:25:26 +0000

Ugh. These sound hopeless.

On a different note, I despise most hamburger fast food joints, save for Wendy’s and Culver’s Butterburgers. Both of these joints serve burgers that tastes faintly of real meat, and their fries are at worst, acceptable.

On a different side note; I’ve been to Canada quite a few times, and I do enjoy ketchup powder on my potato chips as well as movie popcorn. I am biased against Burger King. Take that, Martin Luther King, Jr.!

By: bikerbabeee

bikerbabeee — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:09:43 +0000

I have actually tried these. They did not make me want to eat more. They did taste like ketchup and fries… just not good ones…hard cold fries. These are not what I am looking for in a snack, but my kids enjoyed the rest of the bag.
still keeping me giggling with the comments, great review Mast…Marvo!

By: betsy

betsy — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:05:22 +0000

wtf is wrong with your bk? i absolutely adore bk fries. mcd’s fail, and wendy’s have no taste. clearly your local establishment isn’t on the up and up with the fryalator.

also, ketchup chips can be delightful. (as can dill pickle chips, but that’s a whole different bag my friends. …no pun intended, i swear.) but these look decisively nasty. pass.