Comments on: Guitar Hero: On Tour

By: coco

coco — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:22:58 +0000

you sound like napoleon dynamite.

By: Eryn

Eryn — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:12:23 +0000

This looks a little uncomfortable, and I hate the bands you mentioned, but I am still gonna buy it.
As for yelling vs. breathing into the mike, I think douchebaggery will ensue in either case.

Thanks, Ace, and happy Fourth!

By: Ace

Ace — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:49:12 +0000

Sea Hag – I haven’t had any wrist pain, I usually play lying down so that probably helps.

K.C – It’s a new game with new controls, all the songs are new I think.

Kcdeath – There’s a Freezepop song you unlock after you beat Guitar Duel mode.

By: Kcdeath

Kcdeath — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:59:20 +0000

Just to let you know, there’s 25 songs, not 26.

By: K.C

K.C — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:17:51 +0000

So, I have already utterly failed at the actual guitar hero but, for some reason Nintendo’s female targeted ad campaign with Carrie, Liv, Jennifer and America on DS commercials have made want one. But seeing an actual person playing it I don’t know it looks strange. Is this game different from the other game where you just use the stylus to pluck strings or is it an update ?

By: Sea Hag

Sea Hag — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:47:24 +0000

Did your game come with crippling wrist pain? Because mine sure did. Didn’t stop me from playing it all weekend though.

By: Ace

Ace — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:26:48 +0000

Marvo – I can beat hard mode now. I can’t talk and shred at the same time, though, so I can only demonstrate playing easy Blink songs.

Domokun – They made this one kid-friendly. I invested in a solid xacto knife for all those other things.

Reprobate – This is just as food-related as chest waxing.

Ryne – That’s the truth! My favorite is Ouendan 2, the sequel to its japanese counterpart. I have a soft spot for cheesy j-pop.

Tiggy – Guitar Hero allows children to pretend to play without all of those inane creative and social benefits.

Sir Jorge – Until they come out with Triangle Hero, this is the best I’ll be able to do.

Shell – Sadly, that’s exactly why I like this game. I love retarded Disney movies.

Chuck – No, I’d be Guitar Hero-ist. I would carry an Xbox on stage and hook it up to a giant monitor.

LK – I swear I’m not actually this big of an a-hole in person. It just pays the bills.

By: LK

LK — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:22:15 +0000

Oooh, pretty red DS. *is mesmerized* Mine is black and not quite so shiny. And I liked the YouTube addition to this review (although it’s funny finally hearing what your voice sounds like– I always have mental reading voices and yours was a little more consistantly sarcastic sounding. Brain is now officially tuned to your actual voice, haha).

By: Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:04:48 +0000

So, I take it you’re going to be the guitarist if you and Marvo ever start that boy band?

Oh yeah, that’s right…boy bands don’t play actual instruments. My bad. Still, this game does look kind of cool.

By: Shell

Shell — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:03:59 +0000

Meh, I did not like GH:DS. The songs really suck. Who the hell associates Blink 182 or Smash Mouth with “guitar” songs. I felt like it was a soundtrack to a retarded kid’s movie where everyone gets lost at the airport and by the time the final song is over, they made it back to their scatterbrained parents. I’m taking mine back.

By: sir jorge

sir jorge — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:37:32 +0000

I learned a real instrument, this is just lame.

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:09:53 +0000

Oh dear, I worry for the next generation of guitar players. I think my first real guitar cost less than$50!

By: Ryne

Ryne — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:03:18 +0000

Props for mentioning Elite Beat Agents. More people need to give that game a whirl.

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:48:52 +0000

Food?

By: Domokun

Domokun — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:10:03 +0000

Must be nice to have that hard plastic packaging fall apart for you, Ace. Every time I try to open stuff like that it’s blood, tears, and maybe a few broken nails.