Comments on: Hot Pockets Philly Steak and Cheese Croissant

By: Glenn

Glenn — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:42:30 +0000

Real philly cheesesteak taste? Ha. Nothing compares to an authentic cheesesteak. Sure, some of the other products out there that claim to be philly cheesesteak are good, but nothing can truly capture its greasy goodness.

By: The Central Scrutinizer

The Central Scrutinizer — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:23:29 +0000

I have been dreaming about a slutty Samantha Brown for a long time… Now I will fantasize about her whenever I eat a Hot Pocket as well!

By: Alisha

Alisha — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:39:59 +0000

as someone who has been pretty fucking drunk, I don’t think I have been drunk enough to enjoy a hot pocket.

By: Jeanette

Jeanette — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:24:59 +0000

Damn you, Ace. I don’t do Hot Pockets per se, but Lean Pockets occasionally. Your review encouraged me to go out and buy some; it’s amazing that one food item can be so delicious, yet so disappointing…

By: angry bob

angry bob — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:11:02 +0000

When did real cheese become a selling point? Isn’t that like saying “now without broken glass”? Hey, you were putting something in food that shouldn’t have existed in the first place, much less as an ingredient in a comestible. Don’t pat yourself on the back for using what you should have been using all along. Some people just sit around all day thinking of ways to make angry bob angry. It’s a good thing angry bob doesn’t fall for that.

By: edman0037

edman0037 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:17:16 +0000

Oh wait. We were talking about Hot Pockets?

By: edman0037

edman0037 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:16:21 +0000

Mmmmmmm……… Samantha Brown in a catholic school girl uniform………

I’ve got problems.

By: Ace

Ace — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:58:21 +0000

Marvo – Hot Pockets will have to match the Joker’s badassness and Batman’s hunkiness in order to match it.

Chuck – Well meatballs are ground up anyways and they use real pepperoni. It’s the steak and ham that I sometimes have trouble digesting.

Anon – Tell me how they were!

Armauld – Their short-lived Hot Pockets Twisted Stix, which were almost as ridiculous as Matthew Lesko and the Riddler combined.

Gabs – They still have the chicken-cheese-broccoli, but I don’t think that helps your situation very much.

meech – Yes, I went to the midnight premiere and it was awesome.

kevin – I love Samantha Brown, calling her skanky is actually a compliment.

liz – I think I’ve done one review where I didn’t respond. Sometimes I’m late because I’m busy, sometimes because I’m out getting drunk(past 2 nights). It’s a little time consuming, but please know that you guys are still in our thoughts.

Shannon – Please do and report back.

Julia – I agree.

ie – If you enjoy tasty frozen food(and you should if you read this site), you shan’t be disappointed.

By: ie

ie — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:17:51 +0000

Might have to try this

By: Julia

Julia — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:40:49 +0000

The addition of real cheese is immediately noticeable. The naturally stringy texture is a nice of pace from the typical radioactively bright orange sauces that Hot Pockets typically deploys. The croissant crust is flakier and more flavorful than the regular Hot Pocket crust and can almost make you forget that you’re eating a frozen sandwich product in a cardboard sleeve. Overall, this is one of the best Hot Pockets on the market and one of the few that you shouldn’t be ashamed to eat.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:23:31 +0000

Hmm..i may try these.

By: liz

liz — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:42:35 +0000

i liked the radioactive “cheeze” sauce! that was the best part in the ham and cheese flavor, and the ham and cheese it the best flavor.

why don’t you respond to our comments anymore? that was also the best part of posting a comment.

By: kevin

kevin — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:44:08 +0000

I know you didn’t just bad-mouth Samantha Brown.

By: meech

meech — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:23:36 +0000

i cant stand hot pockets they are just way too salty. i guess thats most frozen food though. the new batman rocked, did you see it?

By: Gabs

Gabs — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:09:38 +0000

I do love me some hot pockets. Mainly just the cheese pizza ones, though, since I don’t eat meat. For a while they made broccoli and cheese ones, but I haven’t been able to find them in a while…