Comments on: Costa Rican Pineapple Fizzy Lizzy

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 12:01:55 +0000

@peachfish – I like Izze drinks too, especially because I can find them at my local Safeway.

By: peachfish

peachfish — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:39:21 +0000

I’ve tried most flavor of Fizzy Lizzy now and I’ve liked them all! Izze sodas are also good. They all fall under to “adult” soda idea (to me anyway); less sugar, interesting flavors.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:35:51 +0000

@jon – No high fructose corn syrup at all. It’s all natural. But if you want I can add some high fructose corn syrup to it and mail it to you.

@Nevis – It would go nice with some coconut rum or some Captain Morgan.

@Katie – Farting a plant out is not something I would review.

@Sass – I really do think that she is farting out a plant.

@luckinflux – That would also explain the long dress.

@mm – Yup, they were yummy.

@Armauld – Oh whatever happened to shipping drugs via cocaine filled condoms.

@Alex Lifeson – I’m sorry that rhyme is unrealistic. Fizzy Lizzy had a frickin’ axe. There’s no way her father could kick her ass because if Lizzy gave her mom 40 whacks, she must be fucking insane, and let me tell you an axe and an unstable mind equals get the fuck out of there.

@Kylie – I was wondering if you could go into more detail about your experience with Lizzie. Be as detailed as possible, like what were you wearing, what was she wearing, what was the mood like, etc.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:22:41 +0000

@ChrisP – I think you go to jail.

@cybele – I think you can find at Whole Foods, so right there you know it’s expensive.

@Karen B. – If you have a whole foods near you, they probably have it, but you might want also check other natural food stores. If you don’t know where natural foods store are in your area, just smell for the hemp.

@NobleArc – One of the rules I live by is that I should never be too chicken to try something. That’s why I bought some high heels.

@Chuck – Oh! She’s being whipped by a plant. Very observant.

@Alisha – They were. Too bad I don’t have any more and can get my hands on more.

@bikerbabeee – It’s both. It’s made in the USA. I’m not doing a dance video for this review, but I will let you know that there is one in the future.

@Cindy – Yes, just like urine, it tastes better when it’s cold.

@I33t h4x0r – Okay.

By: Kylie

Kylie — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:19:09 +0000

In college, I made out with a girl named Lizzy. Except I think she spelled it Lizzie. I don’t remember how fizzy she was, but it was a lot of fun.

I could care less about the soda. I think I’m going to go reminisce about fun experimental college days

By: Alex Lifeson

Alex Lifeson — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:11:36 +0000

Fizzy Lizzy had an axe
And gave her mother 40 whacks
When her father saw what she had done
He kicked her ass for selling expensive soda pop

By: Armauld

Armauld — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:23:34 +0000

The long sleeves and plunging neckline on her dress make her look like a flamenco dancer to me (though not her hair).

My theory is that she goes from country to country with a travelling flamenco dance group which is actually a cover for a drug-running cartel. That’s why she’s hiding plants behind her back.

By: mm

mm — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:12:24 +0000

This looks absolutely YUMMY.

By: luckinflux

luckinflux — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:10:21 +0000

She waers long sleeves ’cause she’s a cutter…

By: Sass

Sass — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:59:58 +0000

Jajaaa “I’m nobody’s monkey, despite how hairy I am”

No she does´t have a tail, the tree branch is in her hands and her ands are on her back :P

By: Katie

Katie — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:32:04 +0000

Oh my, this sounds delicious. I really want to find some now.

And I don’t care how good it is for the environment, farting a plant sounds like it would hurt. D:

By: Nevis

Nevis — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:02:28 +0000

Sounds good. Especially if I mix in some rum.

By: jon

jon — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:49:21 +0000

can it really be soda with 0 percent high fructose corn syrup?

By: l33t h4x0r

l33t h4x0r — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:04:37 +0000

d00d yoo dr4nk uh gurl n4m3d l1zzy…. s33in all of ur z’s in d3r g4v3 m3 4 h34rt 4tt4ck ffs

By: Cindy

Cindy — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:10:27 +0000

Ohh, my friend calls this Lizzy’s Pee;
but does it taste better when it’s cold?