My mom was a terrible cook so we ate a lot of Manwich, Soup Starter and the canned Asian food. I would just pick the crunchy noodles off my plate and pray from something to take the slimy celery slugs off my plate.

But, my main comment is that I have never read a food review that used a four letter word. This is not a compliment on your writing.

Please, children and young adults can read these reviews. Although you certainly have the right to write anything you want, but why use that disgusting word when I see you are a good writer?

Mom would expect us to go “weeee, chinese for dinner!”

When actually we were thinking up ways of not having to eat it.

Thumper – You don’t have to whisper here, all kinds of freaks are welcome at this site.

MintWrecker – I used to think so, too. Those were more innocent times.

Alisha – My vomit tends to consist of beer and slim jims; this is more like the vomit of a health nut who doesn’t chew their food very thoroughly.

Aimee – My grandma mostly made me rice porridge, rice noodles with tofu and pickled vegetables, or rice with stewed fish. If it doesn’t have rice, then my grandma has probably never even heard of it.

I don’t think the recent reviews are at all depressing, boring, whatever reviews of things I’ll never buy. I think they’re fun to read–and it’s not likely that I’ll be buying and consuming things like canned Asian food or Mac’n'Cheese crackers anyway. If I want hard-hitting reviews of things I’m likely to buy, I’ll go buy a copy of Consumer Review.

Keep up the good work, boys!

MIster Scott – Likewise, I thought all Italians ate Chef Boyardee until I went to junior high.

liz – No, I’m not bound by things like labels and instructions.

Brenda – I’d like to think that my review team extends beyond just Team Asia. I review universally repulsive products.

edman0037 – I gave 8/10 to my 2 previous reviews, I’m pretty sure I don’t hate everything.

bikerbabeee – Hells yeah, me and Marvo are as positive as charged ions!

Mike – I’m not sure, but if they do, I might have to start kicking cans to support myself when I’m broke.

MCW – I don’t recall reading that, but I don’t think this stuff would even be good with chow mein. Plus…there is no chow mein pictured in the photo!

Reprobate – Can’t say that I’ve ever had bull penis before, but I’ve had my share of oddities while I was in Vietnam last summer. All of which tasted better than La Choy.

Nevis – Thank you for the oddly humiliating compliment! This is the life I chose.

Spiny – I don’t think noodles would have made this taste any better. It would just make it more filling.

Chuck – I’ve been meaning to try those until I realize that I’m paying like $4.99 for water chestnuts and a few seasoning packets. I’ll probably try one when it’s on sale.

Review some good products that will get me excited to try them for the love of God, Allah, etc!!!