Go to http://www.vegcity.de (Yes. I am aware that it is not an active link. I am at work and our system has bizarre limitations.) and see it for yourself. Most of The Impulsive Buy’s readers will enjoy themselves immensely.

Chuck – For about 35 cents I can make my own French fries, but that doesn’t stop me from buying them by the barrel.

Nevis – That’s true, and it’s a very worthy sub for fries in a meal.

Don – I’m pretty sure the meat has around a dozen deadly chemicals, so I’m not too worried about the apples.

armauld – Avocado’s too.

Lex – I think they call it a “Big Kid’s Meal” to help quell the outcry of them calling it a “Fatty Fat Fat’s Meal”.

Peachy – Better hope The King doesn’t read this site. He can be ruthless.

Danalyn – Strange this still happens because I don’t think I write anything like Marvo. My writing is much more cluttered and comma-heavy with a charming listlessness.

BWeaves – So that’s why my sugar-free Hickory Farms sausages have been fattening me up so much…

Natalie – They give you a frypod to put the apple fries into, but the packet of apple fries doesn’t fill it up too much.

Gumboman – I can’t be too offended. Heck – we could be the same person; we’ve never been in the same place at the same time.

Neil – A handful of hot fries that burn your mouth.

That is quite pricey, thinking about it now though, I usually don’t finish my fries so maybe I would think about it.

The McDonald’s apple dippers are on the dollar menu. They also come in a plastic bag but their caramel sauce comes in a tub so all you have to do is dunk you apples, putting BK’s in a ketchup packet means you have to squeeze it out onto a surface and something about sticky caramel sauce on a paper napkin just seems like asking for trouble. Hmm. I guess you could put caramel directly on to the apple fry, but then you miss out on the whole dunking experience that french fries give you. Tricky.

Also, fried apples sounds amazing. I’m surprised no one has done this yet. We’ve fried twinkies, snickers bars, cheese and coca cola syrup..why have apples been an untapped resource? I’ll need to go experiment with my deep fryer (all southern homes have a fry daddy, don’t judge) and see how that works out.