Comments on: Kellogg’s Vanilla Milkshake Pop-Tarts

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:52:51 +0000

@Heather – I usually have the willpower to only eat one. I just stick the other one in the freezer and when it gets hot I put it on my body to cool me down.

By: Heather

Heather — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:08:36 +0000

So I tried these things the other week cause I am a sucker for new products. I found the inside was way too runny and left me feeling sticky – inside and out. They were a bit bland and eh. Not worth the 400 calories for the two – cause you can’t eat one. Why the hell would you say the serving size is 1 pastry when you put 2 in a package together! If you just eat one and leave the other for the next day, it gets that squishy stale thing going on and that’s even grosser than eatting a pop tart in the first place.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:06:01 +0000

@Kylie – If they came out with a Guinness Pop-Tart you’d be all over that.

@Nevis – Yup, they would kill by jumping into a mouth and choking the enemy.

@Lex – Bright orange neon eggs? Those make me excited.

@Natalie – I personally think vanilla is a middle of the road flavor and I enjoy it from time to time, but just Law & Order series, it’s good to have variety.

@dramastically – I’m sorry to disappoint you. I perhaps shall send a box of Strawberry Milkshake Pop-Tarts to un-disappoint you.

@Reprobate – I’m eating woody? Wait…that didn’t come out right…I should try to correct myself, but I think I would dig myself into a deeper hole.

@Jess – Because studies have shown that the word vanilla by itself caused people to fall asleep while eating it, which is fine for vanilla ice cream, which melts away, but for Pop-Tarts, if you fall asleep eating one you could choke to death.

@bionic bunny! – I’d like to tickle the puffy dude, then capture him, and then bake him.

@rob – Oooh, those three flavors sound good. If there were Pop-Tarts in Japan they would have some messed up flavors.

@fdd – Tried them frozen and they were actually worse.

@Shannon – Milkshake are love.

@Aimee – They wouldn’t bring my boys to the yard.

@Nadia – Yes, we can add those. Mashed potatoes, turkey, gravy, and cranberry sauce Pop-Tarts. Damn, those would be good.

By: Nadia

Nadia — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 20:14:39 +0000

Bionic Bunny, I think you are thinking about Toaster Scrambles:
http://www.pillsbury.com/products/breakfast/frozen/Toaster-Scrambles-Pastries.htm

Can we add Mashed Potato to the list of Savory Poptarts? Could have some chunks of poultry and a gravy icing.

By: Aimee

Aimee — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 19:13:52 +0000

“Doesn’t taste like a vanilla milkshake. ”

^^But does it bring all the boys to the yard?

By: Shannon

Shannon — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 11:35:58 +0000

Haha sweet. Something else I can see myself buying. Milkshakes are love.

By: fdd

fdd — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 07:50:27 +0000

The Milkshake ones are meant to be frozen according to a Walmart advertisment.

Or maybe that is Walmart’s sugguestion.

By: fdd

fdd — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 07:45:22 +0000

The Milkshake ones are meant to be frozen according to a Walmart advertisment.

By: rob

rob — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 07:41:34 +0000

I work at Kellogg’s and yeah…these boys are kind of gross. I’ve had two boxes in my freezer for some time now and there they remain.

Couple of good flavors: Dulce de Leche and Guava Mango.

Banana Split Pop-Tarts are coming down the pipeline as well…

Maybe we’re not running out flavors as much as we ran out of fruit. We are now raping desserts of all tastes.

By: bionic bunny!

bionic bunny! — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 07:05:38 +0000

the problem with vanilla, is it is MADE blandly.
i make my own vanilla extract, straight from the best beans i can buy.
now, if only my connection would come back to the states….

oh, and i distinctly remember somebody making an egg and cheese sausage/bacon pop tart sort of thingee. kinda tasty, must have been back in high school, which means it was probably pillsbury. man, that puffy dude could’ve sold me ANYTHING in those days…

By: Jess

Jess — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:14:30 +0000

Why Milkshake, couldn’t they have just stuck with vanilla ?

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:25:43 +0000

I like vanilla, and I don’t care who knows it. It’s a simple, simple flavor that gets a bad rap because of how it’s used today. But natural vanilla is really great…not the fake shit. Do any of you even know what vanilla is? What’s used as vanilla? I’ll tell you. Wood. The majority of basic “vanilla” in the industry comes from wood scrapings. True vanilla comes from a bean and its scrapings.

By: dramastically

dramastically — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:36:52 +0000

damn, i am soooo disappointed. i love, love, LOVE the strawberry milkshake flavor.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:22:39 +0000

Vanilla is the worst flavor ever. I don’t understand people who at just plain vanilla ice cream or vanilla milkshakes. I judge them. I judge them harshly.

I will now judge those that enjoy vanilla pop tarts.

By: Lex

Lex — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:39:25 +0000

That sounds interesting.. I like the strawberry or raspberry poptars with frosting.. or sometimes the smores.. only cause there is marshmellows. :)

I buy omega3 eggs that are bright neon orange and give my husband nightmares… :)