Comments on: Caramel Honey Bunches of Oats Just Bunches!

By: jd

jd — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:47:50 +0000

500 calories for 2 little servings? damn yo ill just skip it and eat a piece of stuffed crust pizza and have a beer. same amount.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:07:59 +0000

@Chuck – Nah, mail order brides are too expensive, plus once they get their green card, they are going to look for someone younger.

@Shannon – Try it, you might like it… or it might make you cry.

@Danalyn – I would like to suggest you makes the strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla flavors together and make a Neapolitan Honey Bunches of Oats.

@Heidi – Yes, hard work does make things better, but making someone else do the hard work is even greater.

@armauld – B-B-B-ut that’s what the commercials tell us to do. Tony the Tiger says it’s great when we add milk.

@Nevis – You should’ve seen the bowl after it was sitting around for 10 minutes.

@Reprobate – No, that just makes you normal.

@stephanie – You are free to laugh at this review. You are free to laugh at me. Unless you’re in China, then it’s a whole different story.

@Noble Arc, The Lazy Canadian – I not only like Honey Bunches of Oats for their bunches, I also like them because it seems like a happy medium between healthy cereals and sugary kids cereals.

@Brie – I will tell you that the brown it turned into wasn’t that pretty.

@angry bob – You do make a good point there, since China limits the number of children a family can have. Well, I hope she found her way back and is making a bunch of crap that we can find at Wal-Mart.

@idiot dentist – Wait, women fart?

@Neil – Oh, I hope you didn’t get any backsplash from that machine gun fire.

@dramastically – Nope, my imagination can’t figure out what that sounds like.

By: dramastically

dramastically — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:07:58 +0000

“Stays crunchy in milk” was enough to sell me, but then I read that it makes milk “brown and thick”. That sounds like…

By: Neil

Neil — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:17:28 +0000

They should call this stuff Shitty Bunches of shit wow is this stuff gross. Turns the milk sticky and thick

This is one BAD TRIP MAN

p.s. when i went to the bathroom a day later it came out like machine gun fire. Like I was private Ryan under fire

By: idiot dentist

idiot dentist — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:37:43 +0000

i bought this cereal and it was AWESOME. taste, sustainability in milk, etc. all the hallmarks of a good cereal.

problem is–and i’m not kidding–it gave me UNHOLY gas problems. not necessarily foul-smelling gas, but i was farting every 5 minutes for a good 7 hours after i ate this stuff.

and unfortunately; this wasn’t an isolated incident, as my wife will attest to.

still, it will not dissuade me from buying and feasting upon this luscious cereal in the future. just make sure you somewhere that will not mind you blowing ass or at least making faces when you have to hold it in. believe me, the gas will come…

By: angry bob

angry bob — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:05:34 +0000

Ace*, you bastard. By taking illegal immigrant children away from the sweat shops they ought to be occupying, you are greatly diminishing the quantity and quality of shoes angry bob can buy to throw at the local kids who should be working in sweat shops, but are always walking by angry bob’s place, looking in his windows, and going home crying to their mommies who call the police and tell them angry bob has a bunch of dead hookers in the basement. One of them was still breathing you lying little bedwetter.

* angry bob is trying to compensate for all the people who call Ace Marvo.

By: Brie

Brie — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:32:48 +0000

I wouldn’t care about this except for the turning the milk into sludge. That’s gross. But turning it brown isn’t so bad, because Cocoa Krispies does the same thing, and you end up drinking sweet chocolate milk.

Sally should teach you more phrases like that.

By: NobleArc, The Lazy Canadian

NobleArc, The Lazy Canadian — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:59:50 +0000

eh, I don’t know, I think the part I like about Honey Bunches of Oats is actually the variety… the fact that there are not just the “bunches”, but also the flakes.

Meh, different strokes for different folks.

By: stephanie

stephanie — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:34:49 +0000

i really shouldn’t have laughed at this review as much as i did. right?

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:34:48 +0000

I like all of the regular bunches, but I’m especially fond of the ones with almonds. I like it with the flakes, too. Does that make me half-corny?