Comments on: Jack in the Box Caramel Iced Coffee

By: Jazzy

Jazzy — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:44:53 +0000

This coffee was watery and not tasty at all. I prefer McDonalds for the fast food iced coffee option, but take Coffee Bean over them all.

By: Nicole (SAHM Ramblings)

Nicole (SAHM Ramblings) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:13:21 +0000

When I moved from Los Angeles back to Iowa, I kept saying that I missed all the food there. You have reminded me that I need to edit my response to “I miss all the food EXCEPT Jack in the Box.”

How can anyone possibly screw up iced coffee?

By: DJ Skilz

DJ Skilz — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:28:54 +0000

“It’s like these three fast food establishments are playing a game with consumers called Fat Fuck that involves one of them introducing a product and the others coming up with a variation of it, hoping that patrons will try all of them and choose the better one, which in turn causes the consumer to eat fast food more than they should, turning them into a fat fuck. It’s like the opposite of The Biggest Loser.”

God that was some comedic genius, I might have to steal this ;-). I am unemployed at the moment, so don’t expect to see the royalties.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:35:02 +0000

@gzuckier – Unfortunately, there are no Dunkin’ Donuts here. I am sad.

By: gzuckier

gzuckier — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:51:10 +0000

coconut flavor iced coffee (or coffeecino or whatever caffeine milkshake thingie) still rules. ask for it at dunkin’s.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:39:00 +0000

@Natalie – Oh, you just wait. There’s another one coming next week.

@kevin – I’m surprised there isn’t a rip in the time-space continuum in between the two.

@Reprobate – Much better.

@blay-z – That’s okay about the gift checks, but if you can keep me informed about the new products that would be helpful.

By: blay-z

blay-z — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:55:30 +0000

Marvo, there are tons of new Fast Food products you’re missing. I work for Yum! Brands. Let me know which of our restaurants you have near you and I’ll send you some gift checks to try some free product. Each of our sister brands launches new products all the time.

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:40:12 +0000

And one of the hidden costs in Hawaii food prices are stripper for sailors. Sailors are very lonely, and it’s either hire strippers for voyages or enjoy each other’s company. YMCA!

By: kevin

kevin — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:29:11 +0000

I prefer to shop at Borders specifically because they aren’t partnered with Starbucks (they go with Seattle’s Best). In my college town, there is a Barnes and Noble with a Starbucks inside, when you walk out the front door, there is another Starbucks right in front of you (http://www.vimeo.com/1083735).

By: Natalie

Natalie — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:45:00 +0000

What’s with all the Jack in the Box reviews?

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:28:55 +0000

@Kylie – No, coffee, cream, and sugar can go together very well, if those are names of strippers.

@Reprobate – I think I’ve reviewed three or four alcoholic beverages. Two were alcoholic energy drinks and the other was a bottle of vodka. I don’t really like to review alcohol, because I’m not much of a drinker.

@Neil – I personally like the Burger King Mocha Joe because it has a strong chocolate taste to it.

@Maria – Thanks, Maria! Sadly, I always seem to find myself in the middle of a game of Fat Fuck. As to why I have to pay more, see Reprobate’s answer below.

@Reprobate – I couldn’t have said it better myself, although I probably would’ve added a stripper joke in there.

@Aimee – Every day I love myself a little bit more too.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:20:58 +0000

@Chuck – I’ve tried the Kona Coffee Milkshake and it was alright, but I’d rather have their Oreo shake.

@Kaco – I have to pay the living in Hawaii tax.

@Reprobate – And without Starbucks, most Jamba Juice stores would be so lonely.

@armauld – I wanted it to be so caramel tasting that it would feel like my teeth were about to fall out.

@Nevis – here in Hawaii it’s four dollars and above.

@Joey – I keep hearing that Dunkin’ Donuts is much better than Starbucks. I wish we had a Starbucks here.

@Les – Thanks, Les!

@edman0037 – Why so many JITB reviews? Because all the other fast food restaurants aren’t releasing anything and JITB seems to introduce a new product every month.

By: Aimee

Aimee — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:13:49 +0000

“the term “Starbucks Run” wouldn’t exist, except in Battlestar Galactica”

^^every day I love you just a little bit more.

Foofy coffee = no. Black over ice can be awesome on a hot day, but once you start adding a pump of this & a swig of that, you are 100% correct, it’s now dessert.

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:03:41 +0000

I’ll take this one, Marvo. Marvo pays more because he lives in Hawaii. They (meaning stores and resturant chains) have to import a lot of food, and since they’re way out there, they need to tack on higher shipping costs. Hence, Marvo’s inflated costs. You think Marvo’s food is expensive? Go live in the boonies in Alaska. They’re up to 6 bucks for a loaf of break and 10ish for a gallon of milk.

By: Kylie

Kylie — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:35:42 +0000

Reprobate- too late.

*hiccup*