Comments on: Tohato Ninja Snacks

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:26:16 +0000

@Sleeve – I thought ninja eat other ninja to devour their powers. Because there can only be one.

@shNermal – I would be all up in those Ninja Disposable Panties. I hope they’re black and absorbent to handle me on my heavy flow days.

@zyzzyva – I guess it did melt in my mouth, but not ninja fast.

By: zyzzyva

zyzzyva — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:28:35 +0000

^ The username website link is for a Japanese blog post (in English) that talks about the snack.

It’s called ‘Fuwamaru’ and the ninja theme is because the snack is supposed to be a light corn puff that melts in your mouth–disappearing like a ninja.

By: shNermal

shNermal — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:11:46 +0000

Awesome. Just to add on, I think they’re actually called Fuwamaru Ninja Snack. If I were a ninja, I would use the salt variety to trick children, dehydrate them, and lure their unsuspecting parents. The black pepper flavor could be used to blind enemies or animals used for tracking. I am waiting for you to review Ninja Disposable Panties, yuzu flavor.

By: Sleeve

Sleeve — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:51:49 +0000

Seeing this blatant fake advertisement, I’m going to set you all straight: Ninjas eat Buffalo. That’s all. Nothing else. All ninjas eat nothing but buffalo and have scurvy. That’s why there aren’t any buffalo in Japan. I swear. I just saw it on Bill Nye (the science guy). I love those penguins…

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 10:03:02 +0000

Natalie – You can also get random Japanese snacks too if you look on eBay or J-List. If you do move to Alaska, you should start a Russian product review blog.

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:03:05 +0000

Let me save you some time and effort there, Natalie. It’s all metric. And milk comes in bags, not jugs. That’s the main difference.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 17:11:19 +0000

I like how many random Japanese snacks you get because you live in Hawaii and it’s easy to ship to there. Japan has the craziest stuff.

I’m moving to Alaska..I’ll start a rival blog detailing Canadian snacks. And moose.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:07:46 +0000

@SheRa – Don’t you mean god awesome.

@angry bob – I say it’s someone else’s hand, although there’s not enough blood on the packaging to prove it.

@Reprobate – I also look forward to trying them.

@Kylie – I think it would take a lot of these for me to become a ninja and if I eat that much of it,I’ll be a fat ninja and your pirate ass could beat mine.

@angry bookie bob – I’ll put my money on my competitor.

@Reprobate – The real question should be what are the odds the fat man will get away with all the food. I say they don’t look good.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:54:00 +0000

@Danalyn – Who would win in a fight between Ninjas and Pirates? I say if it’s on land, it’s ninjas, but on water, it has to be pirates.

@Kcdeath – I don’t think I could be a ninja because I suck at throwing darts so I will suck at throwing shurikens.

@Chuck – Stripper snacks!

@FatYoli – Or ramen.

@Chris – Japanese like to copy things and make them better, like automobiles and televisions.

@Reprobate – The greasiness could make pursuers slip.

@armauld – Ninja boogers! I would totally review that…or maybe I just did.

@cybele – Hmm…that sounds interesting. The habanero heats, while the menthol cools. Oh, those crazy Japanese people.

@luckinflux – Actually in Japan I believe menthol is a popular flavor for snacks because they love to smoke so much.

@Neil – Wait, does a LEVEL 5 HEAD KICK end in decapitation?

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 16:51:54 +0000

what are the vegas odds a fat man will break in and steal all of the food?