Also
http://jackinthebox.com/pitasnacks/index.php?Campaign=PS-MSN

Has a buy one get one sale on these now. So go forth and get 2 for $2. Amazing deal.

@Luna – I don’t know if I could handle that.

Anyway, that food looks disgusting- like someone vomited into pita bread. At least it tasted better than it looks.

@dramastically – I believe I deleted Noggin from my TV after spending an afternoon watching it and realizing that I was acting like a 1-year-old. How did I know I was acting like a 1-year-old? I was drooling…a lot.

@Anonymous – If Maury Povich brings Connie Chung I’ll knock down any wall to get next her her. GROWL!!! COUGAR ALERT!!!

@Kendra – Neil just needs a number to a salon.

@Reprobate – Hey. I totally suck at math too. 5+7=Paris’ IQ. So when I die of a heart attack and you salute me with a 21-item binge, can I pick the 21 items? It’s a simple list. 21 pitchers of Stoli Blueberry vodka because that will probably kill you and then you can join me in hell and we can play pattycake with each other.

@stephanie – I think I will try it this weekend, but that taco shell freaks me out.

@bebebeezy – i had to write in all lowercase and small to compensate for your use of the caps lock button

@Luna – Sadly, my body can handle Jack in the Box, but it can’t handle tickling.

@bikerbabeee – If there was a bridge from this rock to the closest In-N-Out, I would drive there. Although, I would probably run out of gas a tenth of the way there.

@Laurafizz – My inner nutritionist has given up on me and just mumbles things like, “Oh, do whatever you want, you fucking slob.”

@Neil – I thought all women get a Brazilian wax before their wedding. Or maybe that’s just in my perfect world where no one has pubic hair.

@Reprobate – Earth Girls are Easy? Wait…are you talking about the mainstream film or the porn? There’s a difference, ya know.

@Chuck – Hmm…There are worse pictures I could show than my armpit, but someone would add it to their shrine. I’m not gonna say who, but you know.

@Heidi – Yup, we have Quiznos in Hawaii, but I haven’t gone to one since the prime rib incident of 2006.

@SheRa – I’ve been told that I’m the opposite of what you typed.

@Tiggy – If it has the word pita in it, it’s probably going to have lettuce according to the Book of Jack in the Box.

@armauld – I’d really like to try a crunchy lettuce taco. That would be impressive.

@Lex – Sadly, I am and my gut is telling me that I should stop.

@Natalie – You should, but don’t call it theimpulsivebuysoutheastversion.com because it’s too long of a name.