Comments on: Taco Bell Volcano Taco

By: Nick

Nick — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 20:18:19 +0000

haha, hilarious review. lol@the pc retards.

By: Muldoon

Muldoon — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:34:58 +0000

I tried one earlier today and thought it was just alright. I’m a big Taco Bell fan (and it’s pretty much the only fast food I’ll let myself eat every once in a while), so anytime I see something new on the menu I feel an instant craving and NEED to try it. For 89 cents, it wasn’t bad. It was basically just like a regular taco with some mild cheese sauce. That’s what disappointed me so much. I was expecting something a lot hotter. It wasn’t even close to being as hot as a regular taco doused in fire sauce, which is pretty mild to begin with. Maybe I got a bad one because I barely saw any sauce on the thing, but I definitely expected something a lot hotter (especially with that completely misleading red shell). I expect there will never be a volcano soft shell taco, either.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:42:40 +0000

YOU’LL BE SHITTIN’ FIRE N’ PISSIN’ LAVA!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:41:46 +0000

That volcano taco is a frigin joke, its not even hot. your paying for advertising.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:57:05 +0000

Ah. Taco Bell has now has a pink taco.

By: Danielle

Danielle — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:44:49 +0000

Its the best thing ever ive ate like 12 of them..i give it 10!

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By: KASH

KASH — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:52:46 +0000

Am I the only one who loves these? I really could care less about the shell color. The sauce on the otherhand is great!!! I really do hope they keep these on the menu or at least keep the “lava sauce” around.

By: Sea Hag

Sea Hag — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:52:46 +0000

People who still get offended by things they see on the Internet are funny.

Taco Bell shouldn’t be allowed to combine two of the awesomest things in the world (lava and cheese) because we all know they will fuck it up.

By: Ace

Ace — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:36:14 +0000

First of all, sorry guys, this week I have been busy as hell at school and promised myself that I’d graduate even if it means neglecting my beloved readers every once in a while.

Secondly, it’s getting old reading that I should be ashamed of how/what I write every couple reviews. When used in context, “retarded” is a perfectly acceptable word that shouldn’t offend anyone. Could I have used “impaired” or “slowed down”? Probably, but the people offended should probably find the nearest dictionary before they get on their high horse.

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By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:07:23 +0000

@Anna – As the one who edits the reviews, I didn’t feel Ace meant “retarded” as a slang, but rather using it as a synonym for not being able to think clearly or slowly process information, after all at two in the morning, I know I’m pretty slow mentally. Sure, Ace could’ve used a different word, and next time we will be aware of that, but I really don’t think he intentionally used that word to make fun of mentally challenged people. If you think so, I understand, because everyone has a different interpretation with writing. Some people think William Faulkner is one of the greatest American writers ever, but I think his “stream of consciousness” style of writing is boring and makes me want to blow my brains out. But also, this is The Impulsive Buy and I just did a review about a toothpaste that I said looks like shit. I also once did a whole review that mostly consisted of porn movie titles. If those don’t offend you, but this does, then I don’t quite comprehend that because you’re being selective with your political correctness. I’m sorry that you feel the way you do, but I believe that Ace did not use that word in a harmful way.

By: Anna

Anna — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:36:44 +0000

After reading yet another hurtful and ignorant reference to being “retarded” I quit reading. Obviously reviewer isn’t intelligent enough to write a review without including such an insulting piece of slang. Too bad.

By: armauld

armauld — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:26:09 +0000

Ha! Sentences! I think we can all agree that Armauld needs to go back to school.

By: armauld

armauld — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:21:34 +0000

Did Network go to school to come up with sentances like “Author is a fucking RETARD.”? At least slap a “the” at the front of it.