Comments on: Nabisco Newtons Fruit Crisps

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:52:17 +0000

@Reprobate – I believe Japan has individually wrapped fried chicken skin in bar form. I’m not kidding.

@armauld – What? We do not influence you to try many things that you’ll regret later on? We have not done our jobs.

@J.E. Lane – Dang, I should’ve copyrighted that shit and put it on t-shirts and make tens of dollars.

@Heidi – I don’t think I’ve ever tried to dig out the fig filling in the middle of Fig Newtons before and just eat that. I smell weekend project.

@Lex – I’ve liked Fig Newtons since I was little, but I don’t like actual figs.

@Reprobate – I am actually afraid to eat that, although if I can get my hands on that plus canned bacon, I may reconsider.

@Chuck – WHAT? That is better than his performance on Knight Rider.

@Neil – Do you live in Germany? Because I hear they worship him there.

@Reprobate – You go work on that and let me know how that goes.

@Natalie – Kinda, except not so grainy and not so nutri.

@Jesse – I can’t help it because it’s too easy to hassle the Hoff. I mean seriously, Knight Rider, Baywatch, German pop star, and America’s Got Talent; he pretty much sets himself up for hassling. I’m surprised he didn’t make an appearance in Battlefield Earth.

@Delia – I just don’t toast them, I also do things to them that are illegal in most states.

@Heidi – Foot fetish people would love that.

By: Heidi

Heidi — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:28:05 +0000

I dunno… “Toe Jam Newtons” just doesn’t have the same ring to it..

By: Delia

Delia — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:07:18 +0000

I’m going to have to try these. I’ve got a pathetic Pop-Tart habit. You’re supposed to toast them? I just eat them right out of the box. =)

By: Jesse

Jesse — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:32:05 +0000

Hey Marvo, don’t hassle the Hoff!

I’ve always wanted to say that.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:09:42 +0000

I’m imagining a crumbly nutri grain bar..am I close?

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:27:28 +0000

I want to see toe jam in a jar!

By: Neil

Neil — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 01:31:03 +0000

I Like these little fruit cookies/ But I like Hasselhoff

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:11:01 +0000

Watching David Hasselhoff eating off the floor will always be a con in my book, I’m afraid.

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:54:39 +0000

I can has cheezburger in a can?!?

By: Lex

Lex — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:13:51 +0000

These look good, I like fig newtons but not the fig kind! :)

By: Heidi

Heidi — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:47:58 +0000

If Newton’s wanted to make more money with new spin-off products, they would probably have more luck selling the fig jam in jars than this business. Phooey!

By: J.E Lane

J.E Lane — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:43:42 +0000

crumbalistic, my new favorite word. You couldn’t have found better way to describe these “snacks”.

By: armauld

armauld — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:42:12 +0000

Actually, these look pretty darn good. I very rarely say that about an Impulsive Buy review.

I think I’ll cover these in icing, throw them in the toaster and pretend I’m a giant eating regular-sized Pop-Tarts.

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:38:08 +0000

Hmm…Newtons without fig jam filling. Blasphemy! I’ll stick with my skin-on fried chicken for my breakfast on the go, thanks very much.