Comments on: Limited Edition Oreo Banana Split Creme

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:53:44 +0000

@dramstically – Yeah, there are, but lemme tell you, all the sweaty guys in those videos are total douchebags, who think their sexy bodies makes them the perfect man.

@shNermal – But no way it beats Shout.

@Jazzy – Too bad they will disappear in a few months. Hoard them now!

By: Jazzy

Jazzy — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:28:27 +0000

I tried these and I was absolutely in love with them.

By: shNermal

shNermal — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:05:24 +0000

I love the banana/choco combo, even more so than Everybody Wants to Rule the World.

By: dramastically

dramastically — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:54:55 +0000

There are Guys Gone Wild videos? I’d like to review those.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:49:52 +0000

@Alisha – Actually, I find that to be opposite with gummy bears. I do love the clear ones, but they’re hardly ever any in a pack.

@Jesse – The only thing I don’t like about the package art is that it’s portrait instead of landscape, but that’s just me being picky.

@Brian – I bet you still have that boat load.

@Brenda – Pffffff!!!! Been there, done that. Did you know that Oreo cream kind of feels good on the nipples. Seriously the best part is placing them on the nipple and then licking them away. You should totally try that, except don’t use a dog to lick away the cream, like I did.

@Kate – But the Oreo Pizza from Domino’s sounds sugarrific.

@Reprobate – Sex cream does not sound nasty, unless they use aspartame to sweeten it. The artificial sweetener taste totally kills the mood.

@Sea Hag – I don’t really care for the Nilla Cakesters, but I will probably try the strawberry version soon.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:40:39 +0000

@Reprobate – You can always go out for Halloween. Just say you’re just tall for your age.

@armauld – I would rather dunk them in melted chocolate followed by a dunk in chocolate chips, then with a scoop of ice cream on top. Because I want the diabetes experience.

@Nevis – But I hear Michael Jackson loves Runts.

@Heidi – When porn movies start spelling it as “creme” then we have to worry.

@Cheri – Thanks! We will keep up the great reviews, but once in awhile we will probably do a crappy review.

@luckinflux – If I want to be subliminal, I would make people read the review backwards and see what evil messages I’ll put into it.

@Chuck – I think you’ve just predicted what the next limited-edition Oreo is going to be. Bravo, my good man!

By: Sea Hag

Sea Hag — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 02:39:24 +0000

You know those soft Oreos and Nilla Wafers they have now? Those things are so good. Anyway, they just came out with the strawberry Nilla Wafer edition, but why didn’t they do a Banana Nilla Wafer one too? I mean, all Nilla Wafers are good for is to put in banana pudding.

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 14:08:04 +0000

I think oreos with pizza creme sounds delicious! Sweet and salty! Just like the English Trifle/Sheperd’s pie I saw on Friends. What’s not to like? Oreos? Good. Pizza creme? Good.

I think sex creme sounds nasty. Sounds like a lube if you ask me. Or the ol’ standby, Vasaline.

By: Kate

Kate — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 22:30:51 +0000

Oreos with Sex Creme sounds like a winner.

Oreos with pizza creme sounds like the worst thing ever.

Banana runts are delicious. I had some runts the other day, though, and the new (I think it’s supposed to be) mango flavored ones are nasty. Nasty. They might even surpass oreos with pizza creme on the worst thing ever list. Nasty.

By: Brenda

Brenda — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 08:33:17 +0000

“Like pizza and sex, it’s hard to have a bad Oreo flavor.”

Where are you going with this Marvo?

Oreos with Sex Creme?