Comments on: Spicy Chicken BK Wrapper

By: Chuck

Chuck — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 02:38:31 +0000

Marvo – The King is the butch, and Ronald is the bitch. You can tell by who’s wearing the crown.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 00:33:47 +0000

@Heidi – Well the King does have a huge head and you know what they say about big-headed corporate mascots, “The bigger the head, the easier it is to hit it.”

@Brie – HEY! Get in line for that, sister!

@angry bob – Dude, you should’ve taken a bite out of him, or at least, took his wallet.

@armauld – Not yet…

@Jessica – Dang. Those seagulls must be fat. I’m surprised they can fly.

@Lucas – Oh, I’ve played that game and people are just mutha’ucking blind in it.

@Kendra – No, fuck tortoises. So much more fun.

@ Heather – At least they stopped wrapping things in lettuce leaves and calling them “low-carb.”

@Erika – And I bet he’s now on a “special list” for sex offenders.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 00:21:37 +0000

@Jon – Yes, a phallic joke was too easy, but will probably be used in the future to make up for not doing one for this review. As for the Wendy’s wraps, I don’t think Ronald will mess with Wendy because redheads stick together.

@Cheri – I think the next time I get a Snack Wrap, I’m going to ask for some Hot Mustard chicken McNugget sauce and dip the Snack Wrap into it. Hmmm…Hot Mustard sauce.

@shNermal – Happy Meal cassette? I believe I can out do you. I have a McDonald’s vinyl record that came with a Happy Meal. I forget what was on it.

@Meshie – You’re welcome.

@Reprobate – Dude, you just totally blew my mind with that.

@Chuck – I wonder who’s the pitcher and who’s the catcher in that relationship?

@Reprobate – The Colonel would be a GILF.

@Nevis – We all need to eat a better breakfast. I didn’t eat breakfast at all today.

@Lex – Actually, I couldn’t remember them all because of the saturated fat I’ve consumed over the years. So I had to use Wikipedia.

By: Erika

Erika — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:41:46 +0000

This reminds me of the time I was 8 and met the “real” Ronald McDonald at our local McD’s. He asked me if I wanted to be in his “special” redhead’s club. Much like tortillas, I just don’t feel special anymore ;)

By: Heather

Heather — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:25:53 +0000

Why is everyone just cutting chicken sandwiches and sticking a tortilla around it and calling it a wrap nowadays? LAME!

By: Kendra

Kendra — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:30:27 +0000

Fuck tortillas. Seriously.

By: Lucas

Lucas — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:49:30 +0000

You’ve obviously never played a stealth game. The King has stealth skills (Sneak King), which means he can take on a team of flashy badasses without batting an eye.

“King, what’s wrong? King? KIIIIIIIIING!”

By: Jessica

Jessica — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:18:29 +0000

It’s the same “chicken patty” that they use for the spicy chicken sandwich on the value menu, they just cut it up. I’ll try anything twice, so I took two bites and tossed it out the window for the seagulls. This thing is nasty.

By: armauld

armauld — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:10:30 +0000

I’m gonna stick to my sweet, sweet McDonaldland cookies. They never resort to gang warfare.

By: angry bob

angry bob — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:57:18 +0000

angry bob once met Mayor McCheese at a McDonald’s grand opening that angry bob drunken^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hmistakenly stumbled upon. Apparently the alleged “Mayor” can’t actually grant pardons, so angry bob didn’t stick around.