Comments on: Jack Daniel’s Baby Back Ribs

By: Sea Hag

Sea Hag — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:58:02 +0000

Yeah, but you guys didn’t see the aforementioned foreskin. I did, man. I have like PTSD from that shit now.

I bet in real life he bleaches his pubes, too.

By: Frank

Frank — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:24:08 +0000

But Guy Fieri is sooo cool with his bleached hair and really awesome themed kitchen on his hit food network show.

By: hillary_b

hillary_b — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:13:59 +0000

wait- we’ve overlooked the part where you took a date to TGI Fridays. strike one.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:55:28 +0000

With more than 50% of the calories from fat, it better be DAMN tasty for me to consume.

By: Starcasm

Starcasm — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:46:43 +0000

Microwavable, alcoholic, pig meat. Oh, the heavenly joys! I’m dizzy.

By: Ace

Ace — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:32:22 +0000

Thank you all for you considerate and somewhat disturbing responses.

Quick hits:

Jon – Favre leads that guy into the mud because he’s a selfish player who only cares about showing off his arm strength!

Sea Hag – Guy Fieri has a foreskin because he’s not one of The Chosen.

Reprobate – PETA ads pay my bills, so we’ll have to live with them.

Mike – sorry bout the ribs! Mine were super and plenty meaty, don’t know what happened.

By: angry bob

angry bob — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 22:47:50 +0000

Reprobate : angry bob recommends eating your steak with the blood of the nearest PETA member. It doesn’t actually taste all that good, since you know, it’s overflowing with vegetables and all, but it’s still better than guilt.

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:38:50 +0000

Just had a package of these ribs and have to say that they were not very good at all. While the sauce was tasty, the ribs looked nothing like the picture on the packaging and there was hardly any meat on the bones at all. The meat that was present was tough and gristly. Fall off the bone? Don’t waste your money: these ribs shouldn’t be called ribs. “”Bone scraps” would be a much better description. Blech.

By: Heidi

Heidi — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:53:17 +0000

Guilt is a better condiment than any!

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:46:44 +0000

Oh, good. The peta-ish ad is back. Now I can eat my steak with guilt.

By: Heidi

Heidi — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:20:56 +0000

I just thought it was because he was talking about meat falling off the bone. …This sounds wrong somehow.

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:15:47 +0000

It’s all the same, isn’t it? Pork is the unifying theme here. Go porkies!

By: Nevis

Nevis — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:21:43 +0000

Sea Hag, and B.J. – how did we go from talking about gnawing on bones to foreskin?

By: bj

bj — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:10:24 +0000

sea hag, you just gave me nightmares. I hate you.

By: Sea Hag

Sea Hag — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:17:09 +0000

I had a dream two weeks ago that I saw Guy Fieri naked and he wasn’t circumcised. It was horrible and now every time I see him on TV (which is all the damn time) I think of all that foreskin.