Don’t we all? ;)

Ok, so with that said, I HAD to have this burger! It looked so amazing on TV. I asked my husband to stop and get me one last night and he comes home with a chicken because it was on sale – which WAS ok, I enjoy a bargain and the chicken is always good! The problem is that now the cravings are out of control and I had to swing through the drive through to get one at lunch today. I sat there in line drooling over the picture, I was so looking forward to it and when I opened it I really said to myself, outloud, alone in my car “what the hell is this?”. I know burgers normally do not look like the picture but I was expecting more and if I had my camera I would have sent in a photo of this pathetic excuse for a sandwich to you – it looked much worse than the one you have pictured.

As an added note it was probably the shittiest thing I have ever eaten! Like you, I was lucky if I had 4 mushrooms and the sauce was nearly nonexistent. Then there was the lack of onions – the pictures showed onions bulging out the sides. I had none of that – my crispy onions were hiding in the middle of the bun and there may have been 6 of those – and none of them were reaching out the sides taunting me. My meat was not oval either – it was a huge fricking rectangle – I liked the spaceship comparison – to be honest it kind of freaked me out – a strange winged sandwich – it just isn’t right! I had to eat all the meat around the bun to get to the saucy goodness – which really wasn’t so saucy or good once I got there.

I didn’t like it – I am disapointed in BK for putting this out there but I ate the whole thing because I don’t waste money. On most sandwiches I would likely say that I would try it again – I mean sometimes you get a bad one – but I am so not willing to risk it again. Hopefully the King will learn his lesson on this one!

@Chuck – I’ve had worse looking burgers, but this one isn’t too bad. I’d totally hit it. Oh wait, I already did. Booyah!

@Jon – No, it wouldn’t be beneath him because he really is just a figurehead, like Queen Elizabeth.

@armauld – I would like to try the Burger King Balls and Tongue Steakhouse Burger.

@Perkins – See Reprobate’s answer below.

@Reprobate – Dammit. You said what I wanted to say. I’m too slow.

@LordJezo – The only thing A1 Steak Sauce is good for is make Grade D meat taste decent.

@Heidi – Just for you I have posted a new review with a non-scary image, unless you think the Quaker guy is a pedophile.

@Lesley – You shouldn’t be scared of it, unless you believe in cow ghosts.

@Ace – Hey! You are an American. Use some of that American ingenuity to make your own Pepperoni Whopper.