@Heidi – The thing about caffeine is that it keeps me awake but makes it difficult for me to focus because I’m so restless. So even with more energy, I wouldn’t be able to write a lot of reviews.

@Chuck – No, I think that would be a good idea because the grandparents will get all extreme and do crazy things like have sex the middle of the parking lot. I don’t want to have to see grandmas and grandpas getting it on in the middle of a parking lot.

@Sunday – I think that they should disclose the caffeine content on bottles because it makes it easier for product reviewers like myself to determine how extreme I can get with cranberry juice. But seriously, that women should have assumed that it would have caffeine in it, after all it is called Cranergy.

@armauld – Nah, I usually enjoyed my extreme energy with high fructose corn syrup. Oh wait, I can add high fructose corn syrup to the green tea. That would solve everything.

@Reprobate – It is always my period.

@Natalie – But it’s such a pain to have to replace the window. Although all when hurricane season comes around I would’ve done all its work.

@Neil – This drink doesn’t seem to do much at all, except make my face pucker a little.

@Heidi – Everybody has tried to jump on the energy drink bandwagon. I think I’m going to jump on it too and come out with my own energy drink called Marvolicious.

Sorry, but I couldn’t resist channeling The Departed.

You could then use that energy to do some tai chi, rearrange your apartment all feng shui style and finally spend an extreme afternoon raking one of those tiny little zen gardens.

http://www.kirotv.com/mostpopular/17370234/detail.html

I was visiting my parents in Olympia when this ‘report’ came on and we laughed and laughed and laughed at this woman.