Too many products, so little time. Thank goodness for other review blogs.
There’s a new limited edition Pepsi in Japan that tastes like yogurt. I’m waiting for Japan to come out with a Pepsi that tastes like Pepsi. (via Mike’s Blender)
I’m going to eat these to avenge the death of Newman in Jurassic Park. (via Candyblog)
I’ve never wanted to have sex with a burger before, but this burger makes me want to commit meatiality. (via Fast Food Critic)
Both Gold n Cremes and Twinkies sound like porn genres. (via Second Rate Snacks)
Older women who chase younger men now have their own energy drink. Now that middle-aged women have their own energy drink, I’m guessing elderly people will soon get their own too. Extreme Ensure, perhaps? (via Energy Drink Ratings)