Enjoy Thanksgiving? Enjoy Black Friday? If you didn’t, please enjoy these reviews from some of my favorite blogs. So Guns N’ Roses FINALLY released their Chinese Democracy album. There’s no Slash, but thankfully all the songs are under seven minute long and there’s none of that nine minute marathon-ish-it-never-seems-to-end November Rain shit. [...]
Continue reading...26 November 2008
There’s a saying: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. I usually thought of it as a bullshit saying because where’s the fun in that? Evil geniuses like me couldn’t fail to take over the world if we lived by those stupid sayings. Batman wouldn’t have had the rubber nipples suit and [...]
Continue reading...25 November 2008
Dear Tim Kang, You don’t know me, but if you look in the mirror, you will know what I look like. According to numerous co-workers and people I don’t know, I look like you. No, I do not work at a beer testing facility, opium farm, or Tim Kang clone factory. Ever since [...]
Continue reading...24 November 2008
Just when it seemed like Kellogg’s couldn’t come up with a new Pop-Tarts flavor, they reached into their magical hat of random flavors and pulled out two: Dulce de Leche, which I’ve always thought sounds more like a World of Warcraft expansion set, and the exotic Guava Mango. Both sound appealing to me, [...]
Continue reading...24 November 2008
I love Jack in the Box. Not the food, but the character and everything that is associated with his adorable giant head. Let’s face it – he’s the greatest fast food mascot in the history of the universe. Jack is non-threatening, yet authoritative, pleasant and jovial without being silly. I even buy a Jack antenna [...]
Continue reading...22 November 2008
Yay! Reviews I didn’t write! The current trend in energy drinks are these “shots,” like this one from Full Throttle, which is another thing that proves that size doesn’t matter. (via Energy Drink Reviews) I believe I read that tilapia is considered a delicacy in the rest of the United States, but here in Hawaii, [...]
Continue reading...19 November 2008
I’ll admit it: I enjoyed the original Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers when I was a little brat. All those “teenagers” working together to kick some ass was just awesome, even if Lord Zedd was just a Shredder/Krang rip-off. And come on, who doesn’t like giant fucking robots, even if it looked like it [...]
Continue reading...18 November 2008
I think the Post Dino S’mores Pebbles cereal was created by Fred Flintstone so that there’s a Pebbles cereal Barney could steal from Fred that wouldn’t get him upset and yell, “Barney, my Pebbles.” I believe my theory is correct because this cereal is extremely bland and is something Fred wouldn’t care about if it [...]
Continue reading...16 November 2008
I have four coupons for a free Carl’s Jr. Big Country Breakfast Burrito that I would like to give away to four lucky readers. Unfortunately, Carl’s Jr. doesn’t have locations across the United States, so this prize drawing is limited to those who are in states and countries that have a Carl’s Jr. [...]
Continue reading...15 November 2008
With 1390 calories, 83 grams of fat, 17 grams of saturated fat, 4.5 grams of trans fat, and 2190 milligrams of sodium, Taco Bell’s new Fully Loaded Nachos looks like it’s meant for two people or one person who just doesn’t give a damn. It’s made up of twice the seasoned beef than their [...]
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29 November 2008
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