Comments on: REVIEW: Kellogg’s High School Musical Cereal

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:02:13 +0000

@LordJezo – I’m pretty sure there are X-rated cartoons of Shrek and Fiona on some messed up website.

@Sea Hag – It’s hella lame to the infinity power plus one.

@Natalie – I don’t think so, because why pay for it, when you can get it free on the internet.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:19:17 +0000

LordJezo, you might be right.

If they put her nude pictures as the special surprise inside and marketed it to adults, this cereal would sell a lot more.

By: Sea Hag

Sea Hag — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 03:28:23 +0000

Is it as hella lame as I assume it is?

By: LordJezo

LordJezo — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:44:37 +0000

Might this be the first cereal ever with someone on the cover that you can go online and get nude pics of?

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 07:53:24 +0000

@armauld – Your unicorn doesn’t use its magical horn to make the crayons draw on their own. You need a new unicorn.

@Chuck – High School Musical Jerky by Art?

@Reprobate – But that warm filth will eventually turn into cold filth, which will shrink your balls.

@Shannon – Please don’t sing any songs or do any dances. Oh wait. I have the buffer of thousands of miles between us, so go ahead and sing your songs and dance your dances.

@Bryan – It was bound to happen, our small islands will survive after it.

@Brie – Whatever you do, I could never stop hearting you. Oooh, that last line would make an awesome chorus in a tween pop song.

@liz – I bought it late at night so not many people saw me.

@momokeen – Yes, a magical unicorn that poops ancient Aztec gold would be awesome. It’s much better than some duck that lays a golden egg, because you can ride a unicorn.

@Neil – I’m waiting for Zack and Miri Make a Porno Puffs.

@Sea Hag – Be glad you have no idea what High School Musical is.

By: Sea Hag

Sea Hag — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:06:38 +0000

Am I the only person in the world who has no idea what the fuck High School Musical is?

By: Neil

Neil — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:33:08 +0000

whats next Obama corn flakes

By: momokeen

momokeen — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:27:59 +0000

eating dandruff would definitely make me want to vomit.

and anything that would poop ancient aztec gold would be amaaaaaziiinnng!

By: liz

liz — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:09:39 +0000

i cringe at the thought you seeing you buy this at the store.

By: Brie

Brie — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:57:14 +0000

Marvo, I was angry at first because I thought I was in charge of jiggling your jollies, not some shitty cereal. Then you mentioned Heroes. Now I heart you again.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:20:09 +0000

My condolences that High School Musical cereal finally made it to your little rock in the middle of the Pacific ocean…

By: Shannon

Shannon — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:12:50 +0000

Makes me want to sing some songs lol.

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:40:00 +0000

I wear adult diapers now, so it’s not necessary for me to take that extra step. Nothing like wallowing in your own warm filth in the cold, cold fall nights.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:22:40 +0000

I have no children, so I am immune from the High School Musical product promotions. Thank God!

By: armauld

armauld — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:37:47 +0000

I did manage to get my son a teal, flying unicorn. It poops Aztec gold and everything, but it does a terrible job on his homework.

My son is only 2 and that stupid unicorn can’t even color in the lines. He’s going to fail pre-school if this continues.