Comments on: REVIEW: Carl’s Jr. Big Country Breakfast Burrito

By: Sea Hag

Sea Hag — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:35:15 +0000

OK, I’ll slap everyone’s mom but your mom if she will make me some.

And the Hardee’s star loves us all.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 09:15:25 +0000

I’m prefer Waffle House hash browns over the Cracker Barrel hash brown casserole..my mother has a recipe that she makes at home that’s exactly the same thing. She’d probably prefer to not be slapped for it though.

By: Sea Hag

Sea Hag — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 23:22:02 +0000

Waffle House is great for waiting out a drunken stupor, but Cracker Barrel has pancakes with real maple syrup and that hash brown casserole. I’d slap my own mom for some of that shit.

There is no Jack here. Though I once dated a guy who was married to someone who was one of the people who got sick at Jack. Does that count?

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 09:28:12 +0000

@Molly – Yes, I do. But I’m going to need more than health insurance. I’m going to need a nurse by my side at all times.

@Heidi – I already have enough medals around my neck. They make Mr. T pity himself.

@Erika – Trust me. I’ve had enough white fluids in my mouth to know that was white gravy.

@Reprobate – I highly doubt that because everyone knows that the world is going to end in 2010.

@Natalie – Maybe I’ll review some cereal or an energy drink.

@Kristina – You got salsa with yours? I should go back to the Carl’s Jr. and demand salsa poured into my cupped hands.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 07:48:58 +0000

Seahag: We don’t have a Hardees in my city for whatever reason, but Chick-fil-A is the best for fast food breakfast. I’d place Waffle House above Cracker Barrel though.

By: Kristina

Kristina — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 05:51:41 +0000

My husband and I shared on of these from Hardees and it was pretty great. We ate it in the car on the way home so the hash browns weren’t soggy at all. However, I would’ve preferred it with one meat rather that three lol I also think the application of salsa helped. We had an amazing nap after eating it. I can’t fathom having had to stay awake and be productive after eating something so um hearty.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:23:41 +0000

Aww, I feel special that you’re finding something I can buy, Marvo.

By: Heidi

Heidi — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:54:18 +0000

But Reprobate, how did WE end up in the year 3000??

By: Reprobate

Reprobate — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:46:09 +0000

It’s almost as if we were in the year 3000 and scientists had just uncovered the frozen body of Marvo and extracted one of his arteries to cut it open, revealing…dun dun dun…this! As for why Marvo would be frozen…eh…Marvo had brain freeze from one too many Slurpees and needed a cure. Talk about irony!

By: Erika

Erika — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:57:57 +0000

Two words…white gravy…

Three letters…WTF…

Are you sure that was gravy? Tee hee.

By: Heidi

Heidi — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 15:36:59 +0000

I don’t think I’m daring enough to eat this, let alone any breakfast food from a fastfood facility. I think you should start getting medals for surviving the ordeals of eating these things.

By: Molly

Molly — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:53:25 +0000

Marvo-honey, you do have health insurance from that non-profit place you work for, right? Just checking.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:16:57 +0000

@Jen T. – I like to give some George Orwell love once in awhile. Look for future 1984 references.

@armauld – I thought capybara was a lunch meat.

@Natalie – I was going to write a Jack in the Box review, but because of your comment, I’m going to review something you can buy. I just have to find it.

@Chuck – Their website doesn’t say how much trans fat, but I’m guessing at least one. Salsa would definitely make this better. Hmm…They should make some kind of salsa burger.

@Sea Hag – Some day I’ll will end up at a Hardee’s and the Happy Star will hug me.

@Jesse – ::Taps foot:: Remember…there can only be one.

By: Jesse

Jesse — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:00:55 +0000

That’s too bad this didn’t turn out to be better than average. I had high hopes for this one, since I love ‘country style’ foods. Looks like it’ll still be the breakfast burger for me.

@Sea Hag: most of Carl’s Jr. lunch and dinner fare is the highlight. When you think breakfast, you should think either Jack or Sonic over here.

@Natalie: Oh man, now I wish they made a breakfast burger type sandwich ‘country style’ on a biscuit with gravy… That might even be able to take the crown as ‘messiest burger’ from the guacamole bacon one.

Hey, look at me, I’m like a mini-Marvo!

By: Sea Hag

Sea Hag — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:08:50 +0000

Carl’s Jr. is the Southern equivalent of Hardee’s, but no self-respecting person would eat anything anything but breakfast at Hardee’s… and if Chick-fil-A or Cracker Barrel is open for breakfast then forget Hardee’s.