Comments on: REVIEW: Panera Bread Breakfast Sandwiches (Sausage and Bacon)

By: ChiliPOWER

ChiliPOWER — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:13:55 +0000

Aphex Twin’s “Windowlicker” video is awesome and that sandwich looks mighty tasty especially with all those grill marks on it. GRILL MARKS MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK GOOD!!!

By: Brie

Brie — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:23:52 +0000

The Yellow Ranger was my favorite. I thought the Pink Ranger was an attention whore. The Black Ranger did nothing but dance, the Red Ranger looked like a dumb jock, and I think the Green Ranger did a porno.

Anything by Panera Bread = Delicious.

By: lex

lex — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:47:20 +0000

Thanks Natalie! :)

By: Neil

Neil — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:38:53 +0000

I liked the red ranger but ummm…..im 45 so that sounds a little gay. If the rangers were butt bandits then how did they do it without drilling a hole in the suits for penis entry and exit. Anyway I liked this sandwich which I would not mind paying a ittle more for if it had filled the sandwich.

By: Diana

Diana — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:48:03 +0000

Considering the crappy breakfast sandwiches I sell all day at work– that looks great to me.

By: betsy

betsy — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:13:44 +0000

dammit i wish we had panera here in tucson. there is a dearth of sandwich shops, and it is vastly disappointing. i suppose i’ll have to stick with my breakfast burrito for now, since it’s got the sausage, bacon and cheese taken care of already. but, ya know, with hot sauce.

…also, i was totally a blue ranger girl back in the day. bc i was a nerd, and he was strangely hot. i don’t know.

By: angry bob

angry bob — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:21:38 +0000

angry bob’s morphine doesn’t give him any mighty powers. He must be doing it wrong.

By: juno your caseworker

juno your caseworker — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:09:01 +0000

Windowlicker is the best Aphex Twin video EVER. Makes me not want to try the Panera Egg Sandwich unfortunately. I’ve quit the cheese and now am I unhappy pseudo-vegan!

By: Natalie

Natalie — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:33:45 +0000

You forgot the blue ranger entirely, lex.

By: lex

lex — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:42:38 +0000

I have never heard of that sandwich before.. but i miss the power rangers. The tragic love story between the green and pink ranger, the power hungry red ranger, the yellow and black rangers who names i don’t remember, and of course the robot rangers!

By: Nevis

Nevis — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:03:26 +0000

Your making my mouth water, Repro.

By: Stacy L.

Stacy L. — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:21:50 +0000

I LOVE the sausage sandwiches!!! I’m a sucker for that sharp cheese.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:11:41 +0000

Natalie, was it racist that they chose a black person to play the Black Power Ranger?

Whatever that is in the middle of the sandwich looks like it’s just swimming in bread, like it was some sort of afterthought from Panera. We got bread! It’s toasted! Who wants toasted bread for $3.49? You say you can do that at home for mere pennies? Well, ours has sausage on it now, so there.

By: skibs

skibs — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:08:34 +0000

Looks pretty good, but almost anything with ciabatta bread gets owned by it..no surprise the insides are looking wittle..

By: Natalie

Natalie — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:37:46 +0000

The yellow ranger was my favorite. It wasn’t until I was in high school that my friend pointed out to me that they made the Asian girl be the yellow ranger was slightly racist.

I’m not a fan of breakfast sandwiches. I like to eat my meal in individual pieces, not piled upon bread, but these don’t look too bad. I didn’t know Panera had breakfast besides bagels and whatnot. Maybe I’ll try these one day. You know, when I’m awake early enough.