NEWS: New Limited Edition Pop-Tarts Flavors Prove Kellogg’s Is Far From Running Out of Toaster Pastry Ideas
By Marvo | November 24, 2008
Just when it seemed like Kellogg’s couldn’t come up with a new Pop-Tarts flavor, they reached into their magical hat of random flavors and pulled out two: Dulce de Leche, which I’ve always thought sounds more like a World of Warcraft expansion set, and the exotic Guava Mango. Both sound appealing to me, especially the Guava Mango since here on this rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean guava and mango products are abundant, which I guess makes the two fruits less exotic to us. Speaking of exotic, mango is said to be an aphrodisiac, but the Guava Mango Pop-Tarts are probably the least sexiest way to consume mango. As for the Dulce de Leche Pop-Tarts, I figured it was bound to happen since dulce de leche seems to be one of the popular flavors this year and because Kellogg’s was probably running out of flavors in the English language that don’t include the word “milkshake.”
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November 25th, 2008 at 5:49 PM
These sound just horrible. Pop Tarts doesn’t need to deviate from the strawberry and smores flavors that they do so well.
I’m not a fan of caramel and a fake mango flavor just doesn’t sound like a good idea.
November 25th, 2008 at 6:28 PM
I have an idea for two new poptart flavors
1. manbeef blender tango
2. sword fish smelt milkshake
November 26th, 2008 at 2:48 AM
Had the dulce de leche ones. Very, very dissappointing.
November 26th, 2008 at 12:59 PM
@Natalie - You know what would sound worse? Beet Pop-Tarts.
@Neil - Mmm…sword fish.
@Amy - I guess I shall avoid them, but I’d really like to try the Guava Mango one.
December 1st, 2008 at 7:59 PM
[...] Just when you thought you saw it all, the folks at Kellog’s and Pop-Tarts come at it again with the Dulce de Leche caramel flavor, and the sexually arousing Guava Mango. I usually don’t stray far from my original strawberry counterpart, but this idea of caramel is too good to pass up. Stay hungry! (Thx TheImpulsiveBuy) [...]
December 5th, 2008 at 9:47 AM
Two votes to stay far, far away from the dulce de leche variety. They’re seriously unpleasant.
December 7th, 2008 at 12:18 PM
I have had the Guava Mango and they are AMAZING!!! The only thing I don’t like is that I have only been able to find one box and I have been searching at all of the the local grocery stores and have yet to find another. They are so good, I reccommend trying them. =]