Comments on: REVIEW: Bertolli Chicken Parmigiana & Penne Oven Bake Meals

By: Mal

Mal — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:54:18 +0000

No. I have had this Bertolli meal before and the chicken, was in fact, micro. But the good news is my blood pressure’s up.

By: Heidi

Heidi — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:46:53 +0000

Marvo — Yeah, it was Tim Kang’s head but kind of not… no dress though!

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:59:34 +0000

@Chuck – I say you just be gluttonous at eat the whole thing. That’s what I would do. Sure, you won’t like yourself when you look in the mirror, but you can always eat more to make yourself feel better. ;)

@Bryan – No, I would paint a mustache on my face with it. It’s a lot more fun that way.

@Heidi – So I take it in this dream I was headless…or did you stick Tim Kang’s head on my body in a dress?

@norby – I thought the portion sizes weren’t big enough for two people too. But I guess it’s like breakfast cereal, but instead of being a part of nutritious breakfast, it’s a part of a hearty meal.

@Natalie – You shouldn’t feel fat, you should feel giving because you were willing to split it up with someone else. Sharing is caring.

@Molly – The oven and stove wasn’t in the shot, but I do have an oven. I would go crazy if I didn’t because I wouldn’t be able to dry individual articles of clothing without it.

@Neil – But I love salt, because I love retaining water, which makes me sweat more and makes me look like I’m doing hard work.

@FatYoli – I know you went to YouTube to watch the video again.

By: FatYoli

FatYoli — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 16:41:14 +0000

Damn jumbo hotdog song…….. ear worm

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:49:49 +0000

Most frozen meals are loaded with SALT and a lot of it.
I wish we could just stop eating but we cant so I quess making alot of meals once a week makes the best choice
I see that donkey is big in china. Mayen America needs to try some new foods

By: Molly

Molly — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:37:45 +0000

Did you move to an apartment with an oven, Marvo-san? I seem to recall the apartment you had when you gifted us with the “Jumbo Hotdog” dance had only a toaster oven and your crazy filthy microwave oven.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:15:10 +0000

I always feel fat when I buy things like this because I’ll split it with someone and eat my half and then am still hungry.

By: norby

norby — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 21:42:17 +0000

I’ve had the Bertolli Lasagna meal and it’s okay. It’s salty and I still haven’t figured out what type of meat the meat-like substance is supposed to be, but it has lots of cheese and you only have to put on as much sauce as you want which I like. It’s not something I’ll be buying frequently though, and it’s definitely not big enough for two people. Not unless you’re having another entree with it.

Or maybe I’m just a big eater.

By: Heidi

Heidi — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:16:56 +0000

Is this the brand where they have the commercials of Italian chefs blubbering to themselves because these products took all their customers away? Their food must have been awful if people prefer this over that.

By the way, I had a dream that you, Marvo, started a cooking segment on The Impulsive Buy… You were cooking some kind of Southern comfort dish like fried catfish or something. I was thinking to myself, “What about this is impulsive, exactly? Does he use ingredients that he bought impulsively?”

Yeah, sad when I dream about The Impulsive Buy.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:40:33 +0000

I have some of these Bertollis in the queue – but will have to dig up the bellbottoms so it feels right when i cook them. So did you snort the wite-out in high school like everyone else, come on, you can tell me.