@Natalie – The porn lifestyle is a hard one (no pun intended). The pay is decent, depending on what I would be willing to do, and the scheduling is nice, but it’s a tough business to get into.

@Bryan – Yes, and by the time they get here they will already be melted.

@Neil – If it is the next Barney, I got my wooden stake and hammer to slam into its chest.

@Chuck – I probably could do better, but I’m too lazy to push the envelope.

@ShaneH – Thank you very much, ShaneH!

@Natalie – The only thing those two tricks will do for me is impress porn talent scouts.

@NobleArc, The Lazy Canadian – At $2.99 a bottle, I can only afford to get one and give it away, which makes the odds of winning very hard for you, my Canadian friend.

@yawnie – I’m not bragging I’m just stating a fact.

@fanta – I’ll keep drinking things with antioxidants in it until someone tells me it causes hair loss. When that happens, I’m going to start drinking a whole lot more of it, because I’m hairy.

The question remains as to how powerful antioxidants really are, and whether ingesting them actually has any effect on free radicals – a term that always makes me think of microscopic, naked Abbie Hoffmans running around in my bloodstream and dancing to Frank Zappa’s “Absolutely Free.” Given the amount of LSD I took in my youth, there probably are.

If not, maybe you should.