Comments on: REVIEW: Axe Dark Temptation Shower Gel

By: GODDAMNIT!: Day 7 « Juicy-Ass Tennis

GODDAMNIT!: Day 7 « Juicy-Ass Tennis — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 09:00:28 +0000

[...] don’t know how I like a Spaniard with a faux hawk, but I do. I mean, you can almost smell the Chocolate Axe Body Gel Shampoo Wash Soap on the guy. I don’t know how the hell he did it all while staring at a piece of hamburger [...]

By: Shannon

Shannon — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:46:14 +0000

Yes, he does.

By: Darrin

Darrin — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 04:01:54 +0000

HA! While I do like Axe, I don’t think I could ever bring myself to wear this particular fragrance!!

By: yr momz

yr momz — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:03:55 +0000

i <3 you.
xo, xo – yr momz.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:58:29 +0000

@Chuck - I don't subscribe to Chocolate Fancy because there isn't a centerfold. @Rachel - Boy armpits? Chris Hansen needs to get this to help him catch a predator. @Heidi - You're welcome! @Neil - Not everything we review is food. @Jenny - Laughing at guys who are testing the scents at the store. @betsy - I'm sure Bath and Body Works will come out with another chocolate scent. Mathematically they eventually should. @Natalie - Body wash + body spray = increased distance away from him @Shannon - But does he have women trying to climb him? @Michelle - The only way you can become a chocolate man is by putting on a suit of unwrapped Hershey's chocolate bars. @Bridgette - I guess mathematically someone has to like the smell of it. :) @yr momz - Okay.

By: yr momz

yr momz — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:07:51 +0000

axe is super gay. i’m not even sorry if yr offended, ’cause i’m telling the truth: gay men love axe. i don’t like the smell of axe, i dunno if it is the actual smell of axe or ’cause i associate axe with gay man smell.

once, i was changing in the gym and a nude man sprayed axe all over his body for nearly five minutes – not a consistent spray, but a lot of spray. anyway, the named man cavalierly knocked his balls around while talking on his cell phone about an IT conference – yes, he kept spraying axe on his body while talking on the phone and glaring at me every few seconds.

in 2005, i had written an article on bathhouses and had to visit several bathhouses – sometimes acknowledged as a writer, other times incognito – and bathhouses reek of axe.

By: Bridgette

Bridgette — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:53:33 +0000

I think the smell is more appealing to teenagers. A few of my friends were discussing how one of their biggest turn ons in guys is them smelling like Axe, or Lynx.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:35:36 +0000

Oh, man! When I saw the commercial for this stuff, I’d walk to the CVS down the street (Despite the freezing temperatures here and lack of volcano tacos at the goddamn Taco Bell in that shopping center that advertised them, TAUNTING ME, and then proceeded to go “WE NO SERVE THEM” and laugh at me as I left. Bastards. ANYWAYS…) to see if they had it in.
This took a few weeks, so thank god I don’t work on a daily basis. I was SEVERELY disappointed in the fact that it smells, if anything, SLIGHTLY sweeter than normal Axe. I was actually kind of angry at the lack of its ability to turn me into a chocolate man and get all the ladies.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:16:55 +0000

lol How sexy. My friend alex smells sexy when he wears axe.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 08:34:00 +0000

My friend’s 15 year old brother uses Axe body wash and the covers himself in the body spray too. You can smell him from a mile away..and since he’s a 15 year old boy that’s related to one of my best friends, I hope he’s not getting laid because of it..or getting laid period. Gross.