@Rachel – Boy armpits? Chris Hansen needs to get this to help him catch a predator.

@Heidi – You’re welcome!

@Neil – Not everything we review is food.

@Jenny – Laughing at guys who are testing the scents at the store.

@betsy – I’m sure Bath and Body Works will come out with another chocolate scent. Mathematically they eventually should.

@Natalie – Body wash + body spray = increased distance away from him

@Shannon – But does he have women trying to climb him?

@Michelle – The only way you can become a chocolate man is by putting on a suit of unwrapped Hershey’s chocolate bars.

@Bridgette – I guess mathematically someone has to like the smell of it. :)

@yr momz – Okay.

once, i was changing in the gym and a nude man sprayed axe all over his body for nearly five minutes – not a consistent spray, but a lot of spray. anyway, the named man cavalierly knocked his balls around while talking on his cell phone about an IT conference – yes, he kept spraying axe on his body while talking on the phone and glaring at me every few seconds.

in 2005, i had written an article on bathhouses and had to visit several bathhouses – sometimes acknowledged as a writer, other times incognito – and bathhouses reek of axe.

though this makes me wish that bath and body works hadn’t discontinued their chocolate amber flavor they had a few years ago. now that was delicious and proof that chocolate can be part of a complex and rather lovely scent. ah well.

1. Wearing Axe will not automatically get you laid.
2. Wearing A TON of Axe will definitely not get you laid.
3. Axe smells like the cheap cologne worn by toupeed hipsters everywhere. And you know how often they get laid.