Comments on: REVIEW: Crunk!!! Berry Energy Drink

By: Brandi

Brandi — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:32:13 +0000

White willow is the origination of aspirin. Skullcap is a sedative, and also generally used for headache relief.

So I guess I’m assuming they’re medicating you to forestall the inevitable skull-splitting ache from the caffeine crash?

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 07:54:06 +0000

@Chuck – Roombas are whores.

@JamieSusan – I love you too. And I’m not just saying that. I don’t know who you are, but what I do know is that I love you too…in a total blogger/reader relationship.

@Red Icculus – Wormwood oil sounds so xtreme!

By: Red Icculus

Red Icculus — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:53:02 +0000

This is just another wiggety-wack energy drink. The only good but weird alternative buzz I have gotten is Four, with 10% alcohol, caffiene, taurine, and wormwood oil.

YEAH!!!

By: JamieSusan

JamieSusan — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 05:45:51 +0000

Man. I love you. I just really really do. This stuff is hilarious. Thanks.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 15:15:07 +0000

Marvo – It depends if the vacuum cleaner in question is a Roomba or not.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:14:58 +0000

@Chuck – Don’t you mean the vacuum cleaner would’ve made me happier after drinking this.

@Cheri – Thank you very much!

@andreea – Domo arigato gozaimasu!

@Pomai – Oh, so that’s what I feel in my mouth — the sugar rotting away my teeth. I thought I was growing gold teeth from it.

@frumpiefox – But I am not mere mortal. I am Marvo the Marvelous!

@ph – But we can all relive them once in a while.

@Neil – Oh, thank god you didn’t have a goatse link.

@angry bob – Goats will eat anything and horny goats will hump anything.

By: angry bob

angry bob — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:49:30 +0000

angry bob makes a point of never giving his weed to horny goats, though he did share some black nepalese with a bear once.

@ Neil
angry bob seen old men crying at their own grave sides
and angry bob seen pigs all sitting watching picture slides
but angry bob never seen nothing like Marvo.

By: Neil

Neil — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:38:54 +0000

I seen 2 goat fuckins and 3 world fairs but I have never seen anything like CRUNK

By: ph

ph — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:15:10 +0000

Lil’ Jon jokes went out with Dave Chappelle! Great review tho!

By: frumpiefox

frumpiefox — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:13:54 +0000

Skullcap’s a sedative, so I’m not sure it does anything to enhance crunkitude. Perhaps the rest of the junk in there would cause too much crunk for any mere mortal to handle, and you need a downer so you don’t crunk yourself to death?

By: Pomai

Pomai — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:45:39 +0000

Surprisingly you made no note of the “with Ashwaganda” emblazoned at the bottom of the label, which upon looking that up, turns out to be an Indian Ginseng. Whooo.

Notice the sparkle graphic surrounding the ‘C’ in Crunk on the label, which must represent Lil’ Jon’s shiny ‘n crunked-out grille. lol

Speaking of label, that alone would discourage me from shelling out any cash to consider trying it (free, yeah, sure!). It looks like something more to energize my dentist’ bank account than my body.

By: andreea

andreea — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:13:12 +0000

Fantastic work!
:)

By: Cheri

Cheri — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:53:54 +0000

LMAO..Your reviews are fantastic! I e-mailed this to all my friends! Keep up the great “informative” reviews! I love them!

By: Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:33:11 +0000

Horny goat weed is supposed to be an herbal sex enhancer. So, you should have been able to make your vacuum cleaner happier than usual after drinking this.