Comments on: REVIEW: Kettle Chips Death Valley Chipotle Potato Chips

By: t

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:45:41 +0000

These are a disappointment

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:43:58 +0000

@Molly – It did a little. It was a medium burn.

@JamieSusan – Those Kettle Chip bags are kind of small so it’s easy to eat the whole thing in one sitting.

@megan – Your comment has proven that I have the wussiest taste buds ever.

@Orchid64 – I’d like you to review them. Please.

@betsy – Ugh. Your use of “the most burninating forces of culinary hell” intrigues me more. Must have will power to not review. Must have will power to not review.

@Neil – I don’t think I would want to piss thunder. Fart thunder. Yes. That would so attract the ladies.

@cjwsbg – Oh, you’re talking about potato chips and not the massage parlor. My bad.

@Zach – They’re good, but not my favorite. I’m liking the yogurt and onion…or something like that.

@D – If liquid chlamydia did exists, we would be milking Paris Hilton for it.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:34:37 +0000

@zorbs – Just because I think these are medium spicy and I’m wearing a dress right now doesn’t make me a pansy. If I was wearing my training bra, then I would be a pansy.

@Red Icculus – Yes, I am because I can’t come up with any way to make fun of her username. It doesn’t rhyme with anything good.

@Chuck – I could try every spicy chip on the planet, but I don’t think my rectum would appreciate that.

@Jon – The orange bag is hard to miss.

@Heidi – As much as I liked the Angry Whopper, I don’t think my blood pressure can take eating another one.

@Pomai – I’ve bought a few of the Kettle Krinkle chips from Costco over the past year. I think one bag is the equivalent of the amount of potato chips I should eat in a year.

@RicaB – Anything in a black bag and has the words “Death Rain” on it is something to avoid, until my curiosity eats away at my will power and I eventually buy it.

By: D

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 05:19:23 +0000

“liquid chlamydia” made my day! Well, not in that way..

By: Zach

Zach — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:51:39 +0000

I love them. They’re probably my favorite Kettle Chip now.

By: cjwsbg

cjwsbg — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:29:34 +0000

I dunno about these…I will have to pick some up. I hope I don’t gag on the whole scab/burned chip/smokey smell description that will flood my head when I open the bag.

However, get me a bag of Kettle Spicy Thai…I could eat (and have on numerous, numerous occasions) those babies till my tongue was raw.

By: Neil

Neil — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 04:49:06 +0000

I want a bag of chips so hot that I piss thunder and shit lightning. I want chips so hot that my toilet paper catches fire. I want my chips so hot that my balls bang each other like a fire alarm……now thats hot !!!!!

By: betsy

betsy — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:30:55 +0000

i’m with ricab on this one- death rain chips are the most burninating forces of culinary hell i’ve ever come across, but damned if they weren’t delicious once there was enough ice to calm my mouth down. these do sound delicious though.

By: Orchid64

Orchid64 — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:06:20 +0000

I want these so bad (no, not the chlamydia).

As for Molly’s test, there are some habanero rings here in Japan which pass that one. They are so good going in, but not so good going out.

By: megan

megan — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:20:28 +0000

I bought a bag of these a few days ago. All I could taste was the smoke. They didn’t have any heat whatsoever. I’ll have to try them again, but from the first taste I didn’t like them very much.

By: JamieSusan

JamieSusan — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:16:20 +0000

I freakin love kettle chips but had to give them up so I didn’t turn into a fat ass. I wish they’d stop coming out with new flavors. It’s not fair. For my ass.

xxoo-http://gimmeyummy.wordpress.com/

By: Molly

Molly — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:52:34 +0000

The true test of whether or not something is really spicy is if it burns and hurts when you poop it out.

By: RicaB

RicaB — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:44:54 +0000

Naw, these ain’t so hot. Nice and smoky, but you can still eat ‘em by the handful.

For a truly painful chip experience, I recommend Blair’s Death Rain Habanero chips. http://www.extremefood.com/shop/product.php?productid=31&cat=2&page=1

By: Pomai

Pomai — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:32:19 +0000

“Hotpocalypse”. Good one!

Nah, not a spicy chip fan myself.

I must say though, Kettle Brand’s Krinkle Cut Salt & Fresh Ground Pepper flavor is perhaps one of the best potato chips I’ve ever tried. It almost tastes “meaty” if you will. Can’t beat that krispy kettle krunch too! Unfortunately our local Costco doesn’t bring them in anymore.

By: Heidi

Heidi — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:27:48 +0000

You should eat these chips with that Angry Whopper — the combination will probably make the spiciness balance out.