Comments on: NEWS: Ziploc Is One Step Closer To Its Goal of Sticking The Earth In One Of Its Bags

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:43:08 +0000

@fantacyber – I guess I should store my German poop porn in something that’s harder to get into.

By: fantacyber

fantacyber — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:38:59 +0000

My dear, what I have to store away cannot be concealed in a flimsy plastic sack. It must be locked in a chest – the kind your uncle (or in your case, great-uncle) brought home from his Navy days, with metal clasps that nip at your fingers and leather straps that hint at the secrets within – so an inquisitive child cannot pry it open and come running into the living room swinging something studded and shiny round its little head, singing in a loud, clear voice, “Aunt Fanta, what’s THIS for?” Because as sure as you invite your favorite client and her adorable ubertyke for tea, it will happen. Thanks, Ziploc. Thanks for nuthin’!

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:14:34 +0000

@Heidi – I don’t think you can use them for that. I think it’s for stuff like blankets, sheets, sweaters, and possibly girlie magazines.

By: Heidi

Heidi — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:46:25 +0000

Marvo! I didn’t even read this at first because I thought it was some ad (as in, a banner ad).

Can we use these totes to pack massive amounts of food in and store them in the freezer instead??

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:15:00 +0000

@Bryan – Yes, I would fill it with 22 gallons of porn.

@cybele – Let me tell you…quantifying helps. There have been many things I wanted to do, but knowing how full my closet was, I didn’t do it. Although, it would’ve been a rush to shoplift that iPod.

@Tanya – It looks like it’s see-through, so only the really insane people would use it.

@Chuck – I don’t think you need some special bag for that. You’re paying extra for the “convenience” when any old Hefty bag will do.

@Neil – Sad story, indeed.

@angry bob – Shhhh!

@cjwsbg – When I was a little kid, I used to pick on my scabs and eat them. That sentence will haunt me someday.

By: cjwsbg

cjwsbg — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:05:31 +0000

Well, you could fill them with bags of those Kettle Chips, since they might not be a regular in the chip lineup…Big flexible tote filled with bags of scabs…

(shiver)

By: angry bob

angry bob — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:23:41 +0000

Is that what happened to Reprobate?

By: Neil

Neil — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:49:37 +0000

There was a guy here in upstate NY who when his mother died he tossed her into a small chest freezer. He collected her social sec. check for 2 years before he was caught.
This lazy BUM just sat around and smoked pot when his poor mom was ice cold.At least he could have used the 22 gallon size for his mama…….sad story.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:32:58 +0000

Tanya – For those type of bags check out this article:

http://tinyurl.com/5y67ot

By: Tanya

Tanya — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:07:41 +0000

Will this be the body bag of choice for … those who need one.

By: cybele

cybele — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:01:39 +0000

It’s funny, up until now I’ve never tried to quantify my shame in gallons.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:57:07 +0000

they should have called the 22 gallon bag the XXX bag instead of XXL.