Comments on: NEWS: Axe Hair Products Contribute To Global Swarming of Dudes Who Reek

By: Anthony

Anthony — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:11:02 +0000

k iam like 14 so i u saying guys shouldn’t get them or wat cause i was only going to buy them cause i whanted to ues a good shmpoo

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:48:58 +0000

@yr momz – I think anyone who wears too much Axe should stay in the closet, so that I don’t have to smell them. I’m pretty sure Axe wearers contribute to global warming.

@Chuck – I would’ve made a public service warning, but I didn’t know how to make sirens go off when people visit this post.

@Diana – I never thought about using it as bug spray. I guess it can attract women by allowing guys to kill roaches for women. Chivalry is not dead.

@Elecid – HA! I’m waiting for one of their products to be called Stank.

@Erika – You should let him know that I’m laughing at him.

@ratbuddy – If you were around me, you would prefer the cologne scent instead of my all natural scent.

@Jesse – Ugh…I don’t want monkeys humping my head…again.

@MCW – Yes, I have and I think they’re trying to say that women are evil and they try to tear men apart.

@mike – I’m pretty sure they all smell alike, like all the other Axe products.

@K.C – Don’t pre-teen guys know it’s what’s on the inside that count…or if you have an iPhone.

By: K.C

K.C — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:38:11 +0000

I really hate the Axe commercial and I really hate Axe. It smells like cheap colognes but, since pre-teen guys still believe it has pheromones that attract girls their line of products will only grow.

By: mike

mike — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:43:04 +0000

i had the same line of thinking fro elecid regarding the product names and what they actually meant turns out the names sorta have meaning…

constrict is for guys with curly poofy hair i believe, it just has a relaxer in the formula.
dual is a 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner
intense is for guys that use lots of product in their hair. it has exfoliants in it to scrub out the product.
armor is an antidandruff shampoo
lure is a conditioner
prime is just a basic shampoo

still not sure about how they actually smell…

By: MCW

MCW — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 03:11:27 +0000

Have you seen the Axe Chocolate commerical? What exactly is Axe trying to say with that?

By: Jesse

Jesse — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:31:07 +0000

I received some ‘vice-kit’ for Christmas. It came with the shampoo in the blue bottle. In your hands it smells like nothing, but as soon as it lathers in your hair, it smells like banana. Not just a little either, but full-on bundle of bananas smell.

It’s weird because nowhere on the bottle or packaging does it say anything about banana smell.

By: ratbuddy

ratbuddy — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:18:52 +0000

“So from that moment on, I’ve only given myself one good spray of cologne before I go out.”

That’s a joke right? Someone (especially male) who wears any sort of perfume has no grounds to be talking about the Axe kids. Pot/kettle issue.

By: Erika

Erika — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:50:48 +0000

My 11 year old son uses Axe products. Nuff said.

By: Elecid

Elecid — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:40:23 +0000

Constrict – What? Most guys want their hair follicles to remain open, so I’m not sure that constrict is a good verb for them.

Dual – Again, what? I only like that word when it’s applied to things that should come in twos, like breasts, women, punches, and layers on a DVD.

Intense – Odor?

Armor – I’ll go with it.

Primed – Now if that doesn’t just scream oiled-up Fabio, I don’t know what does.

Lure – I think fishing, which is roughly what it smells like.

By: Diana

Diana — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:59:37 +0000

Using Axe products is walking a fine line. One spray too far and it transforms into bug spray, and I can’t take it. Two sprays too many and it’s biological warfare.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:52:52 +0000

So, was this a public service announcement, or a public service warning?

I usually use two sprays of cologne, myself. When I’m feeling wild and crazy. But not Axe.

By: yr momz

yr momz — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 12:44:24 +0000

axe is the easiest way to come out of the closet.
i’m just saying, it’s no secret.