Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs, wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing.
Human babies are cute. Clam babies in a can — not so cute. (via Eyunta)
I want to know who the hell green lighted the idea for a new Street Fighter movie. I would like to blast a couple of hadoken at them. (via Pajiba)
Giant Pocky? Thanks, Pocky. You just made Japanese men even more insecure. (via Japanese Snack Reviews)
Fiber + antioxidants = Crazy nutritious. (via The Skinny Plate)
The new line of Haagen Dazs ice cream has only five ingredients, which means you’ll only have five ingredients to blame for your fat ass. (via Gigi Reviews)