Comments on: REVIEW: Jimmy Dean Blueberry Pancakes & Sausage Minis

By: jim

jim — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:53:09 +0000

marvo. You sick bastard. live forever

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 16:38:37 +0000

If you actually want a good version of these, try the Schwan’s blueberry pigs in a blanket variety. Warm them up in a toaster oven so they get crispy- delicious!! And they aren’t readioactive purple!

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By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:19:30 +0000

@Felix Tibs: Blending is your thing. I shall not pilfer it. @Walter Bernhard: I respect evil because I am evil. @Neil the hammer: Thank goodness that was all, because that was a little too much. But you were able to fit two bodily fluids in your comment. Kudos! @gko: I will disagree with you. The only thing that is awesome with marinara dipping sauce is Pizza Hut breadsticks. @Erin: I recommend covering your eyes. A paper bag over your head with a hole cut out near your mouth should help. I prefer a leopard print silk scarf as a blindfold. @Heidi: Nope, it only has taken over my heart. @D: I used to enjoy watching Rock of Love, but I don't cable anymore and I'm afraid of catching something from just watching it. @dia: Every day...Not even I would subject my body to that. Kudos to you!

By: dia

dia — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:15:38 +0000

I’ve never tried the mini version, but I eat the full-grown ones (complete with stick!) nearly every day. Yumm.

By: D

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:20:07 +0000

alone*

By: D

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:19:48 +0000

ROCK OF LOVE BUS REFERENCE! That being said, I don’t ever want to see these things, let along eat them.

By: Heidi

Heidi — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:52:05 +0000

Jimmy Dean has finally taken over your mind, Marvo.

By: Erin

Erin — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:50:27 +0000

You know, oddly enough, I love fake blueberry flavor more so than real blueberries. I’d probably eat this if you set it in front of me even though it looks revolting.

By: gko

gko — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 11:21:35 +0000

Somehow I think this would be awesome with a marinara dipping-sauce.

By: Neil the hammer

Neil the hammer — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 03:22:56 +0000

I believe these mini blueberry pancakes look like Jimmie Deans model of his MINI PENIS. It would be fitting if they squited maple syrup out the center PEE hole but before the maple syrup came it there would be a melted butter pre cum squirt – Wow I got some problems. Some problems I got alot of them.

THAT IS ALL.

By: Walter Bernhard

Walter Bernhard — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:47:27 +0000

Hmmm these look like they could be slightly….evil… I respect evil… I wonder what sort of alchemy could have come up with these?

By: Felix Tibs

Felix Tibs — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:30:14 +0000

Awesome review: eyunta approved!

Now all you need to do i put it in a blender!

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:24:52 +0000

@Chuck: Give it time. I'm sure the clown will come up with something. @Orchid64: If you dip it in Crisco it will look like a giant yogurt covered raisin. @Anonymous: Sounds like you would hit anything if you were drunk enough. @Trackback: I want to delete you because you seem to be a link farm for anything with the word purple in it, but I'll let it slide...this time. @Bryan: Too bad they weren't sitting on a stack of cash and the song "Somebody's Watching Me" wasn't playing in the background.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:00:23 +0000

The way you positioned them on the plate makes it look like some possessed purple monster is watching you.