Comments on: NEWS: Ben & Jerry’s Latest Flavors Causes Sweet Tooths to Rejoice and Nut Allergy Sufferers to Shake Their Fists in Anger

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 03:51:30 +0000

@AM: I might've ended up being an English teacher, but both my parents were teachers and they told me not to be a teacher. I guess they expect greater things from me. @JamieSusan: I've never had marzipan, but it does sound like something Indiana Jones is looking for. @theGrit: Feel free to voice your opinion about it. I may not review it, so it's good to hear what people think.

By: theGrit

theGrit — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:52:08 +0000

I picked some up of the Mission to Marzipan last night. It’s not as good as I thought it would be mostly because there are too many almond cookie pieces in it and not enough marizpan. But I still ate it, and it was still good.

Sorry . . . not to encroach on your turf, Marvo.

By: JamieSusan

JamieSusan — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:51:40 +0000

Marzipan? Barfzipan!

xxoo-http://gimmeyummy.wordpress.com/

By: AM

AM — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:33:06 +0000

I am an English teacher (a young hot one! I always have to add that). But it’s okay, I still like you.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 08:52:07 +0000

@amanda: Ben & Jerry's = fat @Rachel: Um...you're welcome. But you'll thank me when you're still able to fit into your jeans. @Heather: Dang. I've never had marzipan. It sounds awesome. @Woodenhand: It doesn't matter since the Ben & Jerry's R&D lab is filled with nuts, which will prevent any wars. @Rachel: Yes, you should be able to find them wherever they sell Ben & Jerry's. @EpicPhallus: I obviously like it too. @Jacki: I hope you found it. @theGrit: Fuckin' marzipan. @Rowen: Oh, that was a movie. I thought you were able to see my dreams. @Leanne: Well I shall try it and get fat off of it. @AM: I believe I have made my English teachers cry once again because of my error.

By: AM

AM — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:09:36 +0000

Bewail is only a transitive verb, meaning it must take an object. You can bewail the addition of marzipan (which is gross) or you can bewail your tree nut allergy, but you can’t just generally bewail.

By: Leanne

Leanne — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 03:57:04 +0000

Ice cream with marzipan?? Ehh, I think it will be a grainy, unappetizing addition to an otherwise delicious ice cream, like having a swirl of just got home from the beach toejam added in.

By: Rowen

Rowen — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 03:14:41 +0000

I love marzipan, and want to try this stuff. However, whenever I come across marzipan, I keep thinking of the Sailor Moon Supers movie where the bad guy lived in a castle made of marzipan, and kept a group of transvestite fairy/bird henchmen who threw bon bons that turned into giant, giggling, attacking babies.

By: theGrit

theGrit — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:50:39 +0000

Just when I’d convinced myself I was never going to buy ice cream at the store again . . . friggin’ marzipan. :(

By: Jacki

Jacki — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:15:21 +0000

I feel the urge to run to the grocery store now…too bad the reality is that I’ll drive there!

By: EpicPhallus

EpicPhallus — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:11:03 +0000

I like the Mac Dictionary definition of marzipan, haha.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:51:25 +0000

Where can I get the marzipan? Local grocery stores?

By: Woodenhand

Woodenhand — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:29:49 +0000

Kinda makes me wonder how infuriated the nut-allergy sufferers will go? Do you think they will sortie and start a blade-war at the Ben and Jerry’s R&D lab Marvo? Can you hear the sound of blades clashing and Mele fighting? No? What was that?! I believe it was the sound of Good Eatin’ in progress!

By: Heather

Heather — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:15:29 +0000

Marzipan. O.M.F.G. Damn you Ben & Jerrys!

By: Rachel

Rachel — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:33:45 +0000

FUUUUUUUUUU
Why don’t we have the Marzipan flavour in England? We have Macadamia but that’s so boring, I could totally cry now. Thanks man.