Comments on: REVIEW: Nabisco Oreo Fun Stix

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 08:59:06 +0000

@Neil the hammer: No, I don't think the fun straws would be fun up your ass. @Red Icculus: Then you are doing it all wrong with the "fun juice." @NobleArc, The Lazy Canadian: Yours sounds much better, but I think it has something to do with it being French.

By: NobleArc, The Lazy Canadian

NobleArc, The Lazy Canadian — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 06:17:43 +0000

I’ve had something like this called “Creme de Pirouline” before, and they were pretty good, but imagining them with the flavour of Oreos just seems kind of wrong.

By: Red Icculus

Red Icculus — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:33:26 +0000

I’m 28 and I’m still trying to release the “fun juice”

By: Neil the hammer

Neil the hammer — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:49:41 +0000

Fun straws my ass – Not even half the product at the same cost. In Vietnam we has a way of dealing with things such as these. you would find Charlie with a few fun sticks up his ass !!!

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 23:07:33 +0000

@Chuck: Or I could pretend to be a walrus with cavities. @golfwidow: Hi there, golfwidow! Long time no see! The broken ones can be used to slurp up milk from shot glasses. @JamieSusan: But I think it's a lot more glamourous to snort coke through a $100 bill. @Woodenhand: If the product was called Oreo Extra Fun Stix!!! I would expect magic to happen, and I'm not talking about that David Blaine shit. @Walter Bernhard: Yup, I'm all about kickin' it old school. @Bryan: That's too simple of a spell. How about foreclosurim preventus? @Tara: So they really are like cereal straws. Sipper = Cereal Straws = Lame. The aliens will laugh. @angry bob: I'm sure that will probably work since being stoned makes everything better, especially View-Masters.

By: angry bob

angry bob — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:56:15 +0000

Maybe you need to be stoned before you try them to get the full “fun” effect. You know, like driving a school bus or being a senator.

By: Tara

Tara — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:25:24 +0000

In Canada these don’t even have the word “fun” in the name. They are called “Oreo Sippers”. http://www.kraftcanada.com/SiteCollectionImages/ImageRepository/March_09/Orea_Sippers_EN.jpg

By: Bryan

Bryan — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:16:15 +0000

How to use these oreo wands: say “wingardium leviosa” in a snotty voice.

By: Walter Bernhard

Walter Bernhard — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:06:52 +0000

I’m afraid I can’t cosign on the whole straw concept, if I want an oreo with milk, then I will get oreos and dip them in milk by hand…. that’s the oldschool way to do it, thus it’s the perfect way to do it.

By: Woodenhand

Woodenhand — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:05:32 +0000

Hmmm well I’m glad you mentioned that they are just like those cereal straws they came out with a while back, perhaps fun is too powerful a word for what seems like an underwhelming experience… good thing it didn’t have other stuff like “Extra” or exclamation points, still I’m kind of dissapointed, traditionally most oreos or oreo-related products have the potential for Good Eatin’

By: JamieSusan

JamieSusan — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:57:23 +0000

I think they are basically just a giant marketing fuck up. If they had introduced them in the seventies, the coke heads would have been all over that….

By: golfwidow

golfwidow — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:12:04 +0000

Maybe they’re only fun for people who dunk their Oreos in milk. They could sip the milk through them. Except the broken ones, for which I presume one does not get a refund for damaged goods.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:40:28 +0000

If you put two of them in your nose you might entertain your co-workers. So, it might not be fun for you, but it would be for them. Just a thought.