Comments on: NEWS: Mutant Berry Slurpee Sounds Significantly Less Bad Ass Than The Wolverine Movie It’s Promoting

By: Marvo

Marvo — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:43:13 +0000

@govtdrone: If given the option between me slurping up the Slurpee off of his abs and you doing it, I'm pretty sure he would choose you. @amanda: I'm surprised it doesn't have the word "blast" or "freeze" in it, like a lot of Slurpee flavors. @yr momz: I heard it wasn't a complete version. @Heidi: It should be pink or pastel green. @daily comic book covers: The money is what makes selling out taste so good. @angry bob: Society has changed, so the movies have to change. I remember when I used to get beat up with fists. Nowadays kids get shot. Sad. @JamieSusan: If you drink HFCS with heroin, I'm pretty sure that could happen. @Villain was born like this...: Slurpee = extremely sweet @Vik the Viper: I wonder how one would manicure those things since they are indestructible.

By: Vik the Viper

Vik the Viper — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:00:18 +0000

I think Angry Bob might be right on the money here, Wolverine needs a manicure badly still… As with most comic book flicks it does indeed deserve it’s own special slurpee flavor at 7-11…

By: Villain was born like this...

Villain was born like this... — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:58:56 +0000

Hmmm the flavor seems a bit dubious, not sure If I can support the berry flavor…but hey it least it will have discipline, I like wolverine, I just again have to wonder if I can stand drinking it, as it has HFCS and usually that means that the slurpee will be to sweet to be balanced.

By: JamieSusan

JamieSusan — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:22:58 +0000

The only way in hell I’d ever drink that is if by drinking it Wolverine would literally come off of the Slurpee cup and make sweet love to me in my high fructose corn syrup haze.

xxoo~http://gimmeyummy.wordpress.com/

By: angry bob

angry bob — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:03:48 +0000

angry bob lumps superheroes in with vampires, wizards, and other popular culture things that escape him. What happened to good old fashioned angry people beating each other up with fists and 2x4s?

Also, that dude seriously needs to trim his fingernails.

By: daily comic book covers

daily comic book covers — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:54:51 +0000

selling out never tasted so good

By: Heidi

Heidi — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:49:09 +0000

LOL — is it pink!? It should be pink.

By: yr momz

yr momz — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:35:24 +0000

i can’t mess w/ these diabetes flavored ice joints – i’m a dr pepper man, man. but seriously, yesterday a work print version of this film was leaked on the internet.

By: amanda

amanda — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:51:07 +0000

Who the hell names this drinks?? Seriously how can they even get away with the name when no traces of any type of berries in it?

By: govtdrone

govtdrone — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:46:14 +0000

Hugh Jackman is so freaking hot! I wonder if he would let me slurp the slurpee off of his abs. Wolverines! Oh wait…wrong movie. I don’t care, he is still freaking hot!