Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing.
Oh! Here comes Easter candy without fail. Hoppin’ into carts cuz they’re on sale. Hippity, hoppity. Easter’s on its way. (via Candyblog)
Zico Pure Coconut Water. It’s got what plants crave! It’s got electrolytes! (via The Skinny Plate)
There’s an energy drink named American Dream, but it’s made in Europe. While that may not sound American at first, when those energy drinks immigrate to United States by boat, then they will totally be American. (via Taurine Rules)
I thought this was an April Fools’ Joke, since it was posted on April 1st, but it’s not. (via The Chocolate Review)
I’m going to start a new diet craze that will sweep the nation: The Kids Meal Diet. All you can eat are microwaveable kids meals for breakfast, lunch and dinner with healthy snacks in between. Kid Cuisine! Here I come! (via Heat Eat Review)
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In honor of the impending horse shit that is Easter, do yourself a favor & go watch this:
http://gimmeyummy.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/death-to-chocolate/
I always love to see Idiocracy quoted ;)
@JamieSusan: It’s like watching Easter Bunny Suicides.
@Diana: That is the best quote from the movie.
Is there a kids’ laxative for us after we eat all those kids’ microwaveable meals?
@Jenny: I believe the kids’ laxative for eating their microwaveable meals involves jumping up and down in one of those inflatable bouncers because that seems to make them spew stuff from orifices.