Comments on: REVIEW: Bawls Guarana G33K B33R

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:31:24 +0000

@Lisa Simpson: Are you THE Lisa Simpson? If so, that's so cool. If not, that must suck for you because everyone thinks you're the Lisa Simpson. @brad: Are we talking XBox 360 next-gen or Playstation 3 next-gen? @grinder: I agree with your statement, but my balls don't. @Ryandog: Good taste, indeed. @NobleArc, The Lazy Canadian: Oh, you will like it. And if you don't like it...PARTY AT YOUR PLACE!!! @Dono: Thank you for finding that. I blame the B33R in G33K B33R.

By: Dono

Dono — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:40:53 +0000

Love the site! I want to try this. I’m a pretty big rootbeer fan.

Ps. The first line says G33K B33K instead of B33R.

By: NobleArc, The Lazy Canadian

NobleArc, The Lazy Canadian — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:35:35 +0000

I love Bawls! I’ve yet to try G33k B33r, because the only way I can try it is by ordering an entire case of 24 bottles, at like.. $2 a piece. It’s like $50… and what if I don’t like it? >.>

By: Ryandog

Ryandog — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 19:17:05 +0000

Had one of these the other night, before going to a party! Good taste!

By: grinder

grinder — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 23:07:04 +0000

I really don’t think calling a beverage Bawls is very good marketing. When I think thrist quenching and energizing I do not think of Balls.

By: brad

brad — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:46:40 +0000

Truly a next-gen review.

By: Lisa Simpson

Lisa Simpson — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 07:42:57 +0000

I love your website! So interesting and funny. I feel like this song belongs on a Weird Al Yankovic album.
Thankfully, it was still a 0 on my mental tally.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 06:03:49 +0000

@JamieSusan: Well, you are going to need something to cool you down after.

By: JamieSusan

JamieSusan — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 04:02:16 +0000

I’m going to contemplate drinking the beverage while I engage in sexual activity with the bottle.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 02:19:45 +0000

@skibs: I think because not many people know what L337 means. ::searches on Urban Dictionary:: @Chuck: I found original Bawls at Target, but when I went back they didn't have anymore. I really do like Bawls and I wish the 7-Eleven down the street carried it. @Heidi: I think having most of these items apply to you is a good thing. Don't hold back your inner geek! Be proud! It's good to know that I make a difference in the world. Right now, I feel like Oprah. @Woodenhand: It's about 2.25 inches in diameter so I don't know if it would make for a pleasurable sex toy for most. Octomom...yes. Everyone else, not so much. @Villian was born like this: I'm a fan of most things with the word Bawls in it, cuz I gotta represent my gender.

By: Villain was born like this

Villain was born like this — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:32:31 +0000

I think the bottle alone deserves a Flavor Flav-esque WOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! Just for looking like a sex toy, hmm I doubt whoever came up with the design has much discipline, I do however like the name, it’s got a nice ring to it, very ballsy.

By: Woodenhand

Woodenhand — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:29:05 +0000

Thankfully none of those things apply to me, but I do like the fact that the bottle does look like a sex toy, sadly it is also unfortunate that the bottle looks like a sex toy. Has confused feelings about the bottle*

By: Heidi

Heidi — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:59:30 +0000

Dammit, half of these things apply to me! :(

Hey Marvo! Recently I was in the store with my roommate, and she was asking me about a product that you had reviewed… I confidently told her what you had said about it, and thought, “Damn, Marvo’s reviews come in handy!”

By: Chuck

Chuck — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 10:59:10 +0000

I can indeed do the double Vulcan salute. I think that was about it for your list though.

I remember liking the low calorie Bawls but I haven’t had one in ages. I agree regular sugar would be better in this one.

By: skibs

skibs — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 10:16:28 +0000

why not go for L337 G33K B33R? sheesh.