Comments on: NEWS: New BK Bacon Cheddar Ranch Tendercrisp Was Also New In 2005

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:43:08 +0000

@Heidi: I like ranch dressing. I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a plate of lettuce comes under my face, there only one thing that can complete that taste. @Felix Tibs: I'm afraid to read that. @maxchain: I had to do a double take as well. @Woodenhand: It sounds good, and the original was not bad, but I wish they would've had the courtesy to give it a different name. No one would remember that shit, except for product review bloggers. @Ryan: Yeah, those lyrics are from the long version. If you click on the YouTube link, you can relive what caused Hootie's slide to country music and hear those lyrics. @Neil the hammer: I think BK NEEDS to make a sandwich that combines a Tendercrisp with a Whopper and call it the Whoppercrisp. @Heidi: I have that song set as a ringtone on my phone. I use it to keep vampires away. @Villain was born like this...: I'm sure there will be many more Tendercrisp sandwiches in our future. Sadly, I will eat them all to save mankind.

By: Villain was born like this...

Villain was born like this... — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:23:30 +0000

Heidi I too saw that wretched Sir Mix-a-Lot/Spoongebob commercial and it hurt me in my heart, it felt as if I would never be cheerful again *Sigh* Marvo, do you think that the BK Bacon Cheddar Ranch Tendercrisp could be the begining of dark times and a wave of Chicken Tendercrisp oppression? Or am I just still a little upset over Sir Mix-a-Lot stuping to that level *grief*

By: Heidi

Heidi — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 21:31:52 +0000

Maxchain — it’s okay… it’s because that commercial makes your soul die :(

By: Neil the hammer

Neil the hammer — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:58:49 +0000

TENDERCRISP MY ASS I feel BK is on somekind of repeat
roll for some time. Remember the mini buddys and the
repeat pies now the tendercrisp. whats old is new again I quess

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:11:24 +0000

Oh yeah…I also seem to recall a version of the song where some of the lyrics end with “all your lotto tickets paid, there’s a king that wants you to have it your way”…something like that.

Also I didn’t catch that the name of the sandwich was altered some…John called it by it’s original name.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:59:18 +0000

The Tendercrisp song gets stuck in my head and won’t leave. Now Marvo has added the actual lyrics to my mumbled lines! John reviewed this sandwich last week and gave it a pretty favorable review.

http://www.grubgrade.com/2009/04/09/fast-food-review-tendercrisp-bacon-cheddar-ranch-sandwich-from-burger-king/

By: Woodenhand

Woodenhand — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:07:24 +0000

hmmm well I can’t say much for their lack of originality but I can say that the ingredients sound like they would at least lead to a chance of it being Good Eats, still I agree with Heidi using sir mix a lot and spongebob to sale food = fail

By: maxchain

maxchain — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:53:32 +0000

Oh, good! I thought I was going crazy for a minute there.

@Heidi
I’m genuinely unsure how to feel about that commercial.

By: Felix Tibs

Felix Tibs — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:32:51 +0000

You know I feel they really missed the ball on Passover by not offering a gefilite fish sandwich. For those of you who do not know, its an awful mashup of sopping wet fish meat eaten by Jews for some unknown reason. Hmm…I smell an update!

By: Heidi

Heidi — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:22:50 +0000

At least they’re not using that Spongebob Squarepants/Sir Mix-A-Lot commercial to advertise it… :’(