NEWS: Wendy’s New Frosty Coffee Treats Might Be Coffeelicious

You see what I did in the title? I made up a totally new word, combining the words “coffee” and “delicious.” I don’t have any idea what it means, but if Wendy’s can combine words with their new Frosty-cino Shake, then so can I.

Wendy’s, the home of Old Fashioned Hamburgers with square patties, is also the home of the Frosty, which is quite possibly one of the best desserts any fast food joint with a drive-thru offers. Recently, they added the Dr. Seuss-esque Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty and the Frosty-cino Shake. Both are hand-spun, whatever that means, and is only available at Wendy’s locations in the United States.

Suck on that other countries with Wendy’s locations, while I suck on a large Frosty-cino Shake with 520 calories, 12 grams of fat and 71 grams of sugar! Then I’m going to suck on a Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty that has 540 calories, 20 grams of fat and 69 grams of sugar.

9 thoughts to “NEWS: Wendy’s New Frosty Coffee Treats Might Be Coffeelicious”

  1. Yeah, I don’t get the “handspun” thing either. Chick-fil-a hand…spins[?] theirs and they are infinitely better.

    Mmm… yummylicious.

  2. I’ve had the frostycino thing-not that great honestly. I was expecting more frosty, less cino I think. Not worth what they’re charging anyway.

  3. Coffee toffee hand toss frostie or something like that I cant remember. I know its just good but wow that surgers are high

    THAT IS ALL

  4. so uh, someone could misinterpret the Wendy’s menu for serving a stand-offish Chinese person in a cup? I mean, shouldn’t it be Frosty-ccino?

  5. @skibs: Thank you. It does matter to me because it proves that some advertising agency or marketing firm needs to higher my ass.

    @Nhiro: I understand hand packed, like when you buy Ben & Jerry’s and Häagen-Dazs at their respective stores, but handspun sounds like they mix it by hand.

    @Ryan: I do that french fries thing too with a Frosty. It sounds strange, but is delicious.

    @Chuck: I think I need to come up with a new word, like Marvotasticulous. Wait that sounds like a testicular joke.

    @norby: How much were they charging for it and how much did you get?

    @Neil the hammer: Yes that is a lot of sugar. I would be afraid to give it to a child.

    @dkmashino: Oooh, Frosty-Cino War!!!

  6. The frosty-cinno are really superb. small is enough to curb my cravings. I get frosties like once a month. When I need to get in my last 8 or 9 weight watcher points

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