Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing.
When I think of animals and energy, I think of fast animals, like leopards, eagles and stallions. I don’t think of emus. But thanks to Wikipedia, I was surprised to find out that an emu can sprint at a residential speed limit pace of 31 miles per hour (or 50 kilometer per hour). I just learned something new and I look forward to busting it out at Trivial Pursuit. (via Taurine Rules)
Just three words: Energy beef jerky. (via Energy Fiend)
Orbit Gum is meant for those who have a dirty mouth, so I guess Orbit Mist with micro-bursts is meant for those with a (the following has been edited out due to its filthy content that makes mothers faint and babies cry) mouth. (via The Candy Enthusiast and ZOMG Candy)
Red Bull has an energy shot. I wonder if it will give me wings and be overpriced like regular Red Bull. (via Ed Junkie)
There’s a number of things wrong with a Choco Taco, but the number one problem I have with it is that I can’t find it anywhere. (via On Second Scoop)