Comments on: REVIEW: Jif Natural Peanut Butter

By: twig

twig — Fri, 08 May 2009 20:41:36 +0000

After I moved to New England I started eating Teddie brand natural peanut butter. It is so delicious, I don’t know why anyone would eat any other kind. The regular (ingrediants: peanuts, sea salt) as the unsalted is a bit bland.

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:36:56 +0000

This is a horrible product and the labeling as “natural” is misleading. Yes, molasses and palm oil are natural products, but this isn’t “natural” peanut butter. This is one step removed from regular old Jif. I eat natural peanut and almond butter and they’re great. Yes, you have to mix the oil in. Yes, it helps to put them in the fridge. But they’re healthier and tastier than this processed peanut spread. Plenty of people will see the “NATURAL” label and think it’s somehow better for them than regular Jif. It isn’t.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 07 May 2009 06:45:07 +0000

@Hobo With a Shotgun: If it's successful I'm sure they will follow. @Neil the hammer: I guess choosy penises choose Jif. @skibs: Odd for most other review blogs, but normal for us. :)

By: skibs

skibs — Thu, 07 May 2009 04:40:40 +0000

odd, odd comparison… but that’s why I keep coming back.

By: Neil the hammer

Neil the hammer — Thu, 07 May 2009 02:42:05 +0000

Most people dump the oil out of the natural peanit butter.
I like the jif natural penis butter. its penis buttery good

THAT IS ALL

By: Hobo With a Shotgun

Hobo With a Shotgun — Thu, 07 May 2009 01:39:22 +0000

Hmmmm Sounds tasty, I’m wondering why other nut butter company’s don’t follow suit. Should be tasty on a slice with strawberry jam

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 06 May 2009 23:13:41 +0000

@Orchid64: I've seen that at Costco and I want to try it, but the 6 pounds of Skippy peanut butter is more appealing. @Ryan: There isn't a chunky version, but if the creamy version is successful I'm sure a chunky one will follow, making the peanut butter section at your grocery store even more confusing. @Chuck: I'd like to say gravity but that's probably not right. So I am going to say because the peanut butter doesn't want it to. @Bear Silber: That makes sense and it allows me to be able to lick the bottle top. @lex: Mmm...sammiches. @brad: Xtremy Dreamy Ice Creamy. Someone invent that. @JamieSusan: Too late... :( @grinder: Too bad you weren't also hairy because that would complete the trifecta.

By: grinder

grinder — Wed, 06 May 2009 21:54:24 +0000

After reading your review I am horny and hungry. To the xtreme.

By: JamieSusan

JamieSusan — Wed, 06 May 2009 20:10:58 +0000

Do not use this as lubricant Marvo. I REPEAT. DO NOT USE AS LUBRICANT. Love, Gimmeyummy

By: brad

brad — Wed, 06 May 2009 19:39:57 +0000

‘xtremy creamy’ hahaha

By: lex

lex — Wed, 06 May 2009 16:18:59 +0000

I got turned off natural peanut butter after beign told to keep it in the fridge and stir before using. Peanut butter is not cold.

This sounds super yummy.. and I am now craving peanut butter sammichs…

Ahh yes the baby batter beaters.. lol

By: Bear Silber

Bear Silber — Wed, 06 May 2009 12:53:46 +0000

Haha! @Marvo & Ryan: a good tip is to store PB (kind with oil to stir) upside down, that way the oil is on the bottom and easier to incorporate :P (Bachelor Bites to the rescue)

By: Chuck

Chuck — Wed, 06 May 2009 12:44:18 +0000

I always prefer chunky peanut butter myself…this sounds decent though. I wonder why the oil doesn’t separate?

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 06 May 2009 12:20:38 +0000

I get natural PB and it’s always with the oil on top, requiring the stir. I’m picking this up as soon as I run out. Is there a chunky version?

By: Orchid64

Orchid64 — Wed, 06 May 2009 11:07:39 +0000

“Baby batter” is a classic. It’s going to go into my repertoire of words like “penis pudding” and “man juice”.

I’m rather off of natural peanut butter after an unfortunate experience with Kirkland natural peanut butter.