@liz: Then you will enjoy this.

@chibi: Don’t boil. Fry them. As for SPAM bologna, now that you’ve brought the idea out into the open, I expect it to happen sometime this year and it will only be sold in Hawaii, California and Guam.

Glad to hear Star Market sells them by single packs. Otherwise if/when I buy a pack to try myself, I’d be committed to getting the bulk 3-pack from Costo or Sam’s Club, which runs about $10.

I didn’t even notice that recipe for “Aloha Topping” on the label until grinder pointed it out. I’ll have to try it. Funny how anything with Pineapple in it immediately gets labeled as being “Hawaiian”.

@twig: What if it was shaped like a rubber ducky?

@Michelle: What if it was shaped like a beanie baby?

@Bear Silber: Hey man, I put a lot of effort into the Daisy in Love line. :)

@Hobo With a Shotgun: I don’t know about the Mayo, but the mustard and grilled onions sound pretty darn good.

@angry bob: I assure you that neither Ace nor Kayla have been turned into meat products. I haven’t fattened them enough yet.

@grinder: I believe there is pineapple in the aloha topping, which sounds kind of disgusting, but it’s better than poi.

@Gumbogamer: I say good luck to you and enjoy.

@Syxx: SPAM in a Tube! A must find! also, a great way to get over being embarrassed to take certain items to the register is to buy every single kind of condom that the store has, including the Magnum ones, and women’s feminine products and, if possible, breast milk pumps. That person will get over embarrassment in no time.

@Gigi: Yup, they are all mine. And they are also all gone.

@Natalie: I read somewhere that they’re only available in Hawaii and California, so I doubt you’ll find them in Alaska. So I guess it just has to take a regular can of spam and mold your own.

@Shannon: No, the end of the world is happening next week.

@Neil the hammer: Are pigs flying as well?

@Bear Silber: I think it’s popular in California, but only because of the Hawaii resident transplants that are living there. I dare you to put it on a pizza.

@Nevis: Trust me, this is much better than a soy dog.

@wouldibuyitagain: But it also has the letters SPA, which means it could be a relaxing product.

@amanda: I don’t think with spam you have to worry about the calories too much, it’s more about the fat and sodium.

@Alley: Be brave! Don’t just try one. Buy an entire pack and make eight of your friends all try it.

@Chuck: I think parents nowadays who let their kids sleep over at Michael Jackson’s house aren’t hideous, they’re just hoping to be able to sue Michael Jackson.

@Vik the Viper: If Bea Arthur were still alive today and she hit on me, I would totally be into that.

@lex: Yes, spam is really big here in Hawaii. If we had a state meat, spam would be that meat.

@Woodenhand: It’s not greasy and I think that’s why it doesn’t have a strong flavor like canned Spam.

@Villain was born like this…: I am afraid to buy any manapua from 7-Eleven here, but I do occasionally enjoy their sushi and bentos.

@Nhiro: Yes, frying it is very important. Although I did boil these and it turned out all right.

@Dan: I agree. I think they would also go great on the grill, if only I could get my hands on one without Smokey the bear getting upset.

TOMORROW I WILL BUY A CAN, and goddammit if I see those hotdog-shaped things I’ll get some of those too.