Comments on: REVIEW: Pepsi Natural

By: Marvo

Marvo — Fri, 22 May 2009 18:36:13 +0000

@Shannon: You should try it and then recycle the bottle by turning it into a vase.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:10:33 +0000

Wow. I have to try this

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:44:29 +0000

@Andy: It would've been an even more amazing story if I kept in the part about the orgy. @Gigi: well then, I shall attempt to make an even more disturbing review in the future. @tool: It would have been an even more cooler story if I kept in the part about hanging out with the inventor of the pacemaker. @liz: Next time I'll come up with an even more lovelier description. @Neil the hammer: You've been drinking a lot of Pepsi throwbacks recently. That's a lot of real sugar you're consuming. @Bunny: Wow. Sounds like the stores around you suck. I'd suggest going to every convenience store because that's where I'm finding them. @lex: It takes a lot to scar me for life. I have really thick skin and a thick layer of hair on top of that. @angry bob: I would just put SPF 90 sunscreen all over it. @Natalie: Well, at least you can use the bottles in a bar fight. They make excellent weapons when shattered. @Bear Silber: I'd like to see a 2 L bottle of this stuff. @cian: I didn't know you were into old hippies. :-) @grinder: I say a boner a day keeps the doctor away.

By: grinder

grinder — Thu, 21 May 2009 17:47:48 +0000

Marvo, between the hippies and the trannies you seem to be even more obsessed with boners than I am. Bravo.

By: cian

cian — Thu, 21 May 2009 02:00:47 +0000

I was strangely aroused reading this review…

By: Bear Silber

Bear Silber — Wed, 20 May 2009 11:41:54 +0000

I’d like to see a diet version….ahhahahahha…I crack myself up.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:19:24 +0000

I actually bought this a couple weeks ago. I paid $5 for 4 bottles at a Fred Meyers in Alaska. I also bought a 12 pack of Big K cola for $3 that day.

I didn’t really like pepsi natural to be honest. Too natural I guess, I like to drink my chemicals.

By: angry bob

angry bob — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:25:39 +0000

Sunburn can be avodied with a well-placed cocktail umbrella. [pause for someone to make the obvious "cocktail umbrella" pun] Or so angry bob hears. Somebody should make one specifically for that purpose so you don’t have to scavenge them from your drinks. They could have a little rings to hold them in place and come in different sizes and colors. Matching sets for gay couples. angry bob should have gone into marketing.

By: lex

lex — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:01:22 +0000

Hahaha and how badly has that scarred you for life Marvo?

I saw it when I was at Target but was scared to buy it.. maybe I will next time.

By: Bunny

Bunny — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:49:08 +0000

I’ll have to go to my local costco and so if they have this. I haven’t found the throwback sodas. I went to several stores and I didn’t find it :(

By: Neil the hammer

Neil the hammer — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:37:41 +0000

Wow I read your story and while reading it I POPPED A PUP TENT.So I drown my penis in a pepsi throwback

THAT IS ALL

By: Bear Silber

Bear Silber — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:32:16 +0000

@Gigi – Haha, it’s SO true…same thing goes in the gym locker room…that’s why I strut my stuff bare (bear?) and all :P

By: liz

liz — Tue, 19 May 2009 00:37:50 +0000

what a lovely description.

By: tool

tool — Tue, 19 May 2009 00:17:09 +0000

cool story bro

By: Gigi

Gigi — Mon, 18 May 2009 23:56:18 +0000

That is both the most awesome and the most disturbing review EVER!

And why is it that it is never the hot people who want to be naked? it’s always the ones that have lost the fight with gravity or those that if anything should consider a burqa.

And what do hippies have against soap?! My cousin is a young hippie (he says dude a lot and is actively pre-treating his possible glaucoma filled future) and I am just saying being in a close quarters with him is… fragrant.