PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Want Three Readers To Eat Smart

The new Smartfood Popcorn Clusters are being marketed towards women, but to that I say nay. If guys can’t use Secret Deodorant, which is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman, then we’re just going to have to enjoy these new popcorn snacks from Frito Lay. If I can’t smell powder fresh, then I’m going to eat these popcorn snacks with two grams of fat or less and 120 calories or less per serving. They’re also a good source of dietary fiber and calcium, providing around 20% of your daily recommended allowance of each. But before I eat some, The Impulsive Buy is going to give some away.

Thanks to the fine folks at Frito Lay, The Impulsive Buy has three boxes of Smartfood Popcorn Clusters to give away to three lucky readers. Each box contains five packs and we have one box of each flavor:

-Cranberry Almond

-Honey Multigrain

-Chocolate Cookie Caramel Pecan

If you’d like to read a review about them, our friends at Snackerrific wrote one up.

To enter this prize drawing, just leave a comment with THIS post with the flavor you would like to win AND a random nugget of knowledge that you can’t believe is stuck in your head.

For example, I know for a fact that there is a town in Austria called Fucking. I don’t know how or why that’s stuck in my head, but it is and it’s there forever.

Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Friday, June 5, 2009 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person (I’m keeping track of the IP addresses) and it’s open to EVERYONE (men and women) who’s 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails about how you can get Rolex watches at a fraction of the cost. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you AAA Membership upgrade offers. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or the heat this summer.

137 thoughts on “PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Want Three Readers To Eat Smart

  1. Honey Multigrain. Despite my reservations about mixing grains (OH, the PURITY of POPCORN).

    Random knowledge: the verb for f-ing a sheep is “to tup.”

  2. I want the Chocolate Cookie Caramel Pecan flavor please.

    Did you know that a Peanut butter, Banana and Bacon sandwich was also called the Elvis sandwich?

  3. Honey multigrain! Mmm, multigrain. =D

    In the 80s, Saddam Hussein was given the key to the city of Detroit for giving like $200,000 to a church. Wtf? I know.

  4. Cranberry Almond…oh I will eat anything involving almonds, even if it is full of fiber. Actually, I’m kind of a sucker for fiber too. What a dork.

    And for trivia: the famous “vomitoriums” that ancient Romans had, which I’ve heard cited many times as special little rooms that aristocrats would go puke in after eating huge feasts, were *actually* spaces under the stadium seating at their huge amphitheatres through which the crowds could “spill out” after shows/fights/whatever. But somehow, stupid English-speaking people have latched onto the word, used it to justify ancient bulimia, and won’t let go.

  5. Definitely the cranberry almond.

    Hmm…useless trivia? How bout 1 in 4 Americans have appeared on television. I have!!

  6. Chocolate Cookie Caramel Pecan

    Hmmm, the chance of you winning the most popular Brazilian lottery with a standard ticket is 1 in 50 million.

  7. I’ll take honey multigrain, please.

    FACT (I think…): The elephant is the only mammal that can not jump.

  8. Honey multigrain for me please ;-)

    Fact: Does anybody remember that episode of the Simpsons when Lisa tries to explain to Homer that in Brazil the seasons are opposite to what they are in the US?

    “Homer: Wait wait wait, so in August it’s cold?
    Lisa: That’s right.
    Homer: And in February, it’s hot?
    Lisa: Mmhmm.
    Homer: So it’s opposite land! Crooks chase cops, cats have puppies!
    Lisa: No, dad, it’s just the weather.
    Homer: So hot snow falls up?
    Lisa: :sighs: Yes.”

    That’s what’s stuck in my head.

  9. Cranberry almond would be nice!

    Random fact I recently learned: “New Hampshire has the third largest legislative body in the English-speaking world. Only the US House of Representatives and the British Parliament have more representatives than New Hampshire.”

  10. Chocolate cookie caramel pecan and…
    the female urethra is not part of the clitoris. I know, scary!

  11. Chocolate cookie caramel pecan would be fab.

    Did you know that tomorrow is the 25th anniversary of the Tetris release in the former USSR? w00t!

  12. Honey Multigrain.

    The phrase “under god” wasn’t added to the Pledge of Allegiance until 1954.

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