PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Want Three Readers To Eat Smart

The new Smartfood Popcorn Clusters are being marketed towards women, but to that I say nay. If guys can’t use Secret Deodorant, which is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman, then we’re just going to have to enjoy these new popcorn snacks from Frito Lay. If I can’t smell powder fresh, then I’m going to eat these popcorn snacks with two grams of fat or less and 120 calories or less per serving. They’re also a good source of dietary fiber and calcium, providing around 20% of your daily recommended allowance of each. But before I eat some, The Impulsive Buy is going to give some away.

Thanks to the fine folks at Frito Lay, The Impulsive Buy has three boxes of Smartfood Popcorn Clusters to give away to three lucky readers. Each box contains five packs and we have one box of each flavor:

Cranberry Almond

Honey Multigrain

Chocolate Cookie Caramel Pecan

If you’d like to read a review about them, our friends at Snackerrific wrote one up.

To enter this prize drawing, just leave a comment with THIS post with the flavor you would like to win AND a random nugget of knowledge that you can’t believe is stuck in your head.

For example, I know for a fact that there is a town in Austria called Fucking. I don’t know how or why that’s stuck in my head, but it is and it’s there forever.

Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Friday, June 5, 2009 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person (I’m keeping track of the IP addresses) and it’s open to EVERYONE (men and women) who’s 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails about how you can get Rolex watches at a fraction of the cost. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you AAA Membership upgrade offers. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or the heat this summer.

137 thoughts on “PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Want Three Readers To Eat Smart

  1. Maybe the only way I will ever get to try it. Was on sale at Target twice already and both times they were out! Grrrrrrrr. I just hope that I am not disappointed when I finally get a hold of some. 🙂

  2. Chocolate Cookie Caramel Pecan please…

    Colombia exports dried bull penises to use as chew toys for dogs

  3. I would choose the cranberry almond.

    RANDOM FACT: It takes styrofoam >5000 years to biodegrade.

  4. My flavor is Chocolate Cookie Caramel Pecan, and now I can’t stop thinking that two towns in Pennsylvania are Middlesex and Intercourse.

  5. gimme gimme gimme cranberry almond or honey multigrain.

    oh again its is illegal to wash your car in san francisco with pairs of old underwear.

  6. honey multigrain please!
    a fruitfly’s sperm is longer than itself. or is it longer than a human sperm? either way. fruitfly sperm = superlong

  7. Cranberry Almond.

    It takes around 10,000 hours of practice to become good at something, playing an instrument or a sport for example.

  8. Chocolate Cookie Caramel Pecan. Thank You:D

    ROn the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10

  9. Chocolate Cookie Caramel Pecan!

    I don’t know this it’s completely useless seeing as how I’ve used it several times, but U.S. paper bills are exactly 6 inches long. I use them every time I forget to bring my yardstick along.

  10. Chocolate Cookie Caramel Pecan –
    Dolphins are the only other creatures on the planet,besides humans, that have sex for pleasure, not just reproducing.

  11. Honey Multigrain

    There are 19,186 different possible solutions to the Bedlam Cube. (I used to have to sell those and after a year of repeating that phrase, even 5 years later, I can quote it by heart)

  12. Chocolate cookie carmel pecan, please!

    Factoid of the day: Aside from the Grand Canyon State and the Copper State, Arizona’s other nickname is the Valentine State because it was approved for statehood on February 14th. Aww.

    Seriously though, it’s over 100 degrees here already and I need some popcorn to keep me from going apeshit on a madre effer in scorching hot gridlock.

    Please make it happen.

  13. Thanks to the Cavs losing Saturday, Cleveland sports have not won a major sports championship since 1964. SUCK ON THAT, CUBS FANS!
    Oh, and BITE ME SISSY SUE!

    Cranberry Almond please.

  14. Flavor: Honey multigrain
    Fact: The reason babies can scream so loud is because of evolution, they scream at the same frequency of the human eardrum. The babies who could not be heard could not get their parent’s attention, thus were at higher risk of dying and not passing along their weak-screaming genes.

  15. Cranberry almond pretty please.

    Not really a fact but just an observation: older women are more likely to show a random stranger their breasts than their husbands. case in point, working at a bra store these ladies will literally roam topless around our store. but when their husbands come in to check on them they immediately cover up. PS some things cant be un-seen. uggh.

  16. Cranberry almond sounds good to me.

    There is a species of lizard in which the young male lizards begin compulsively masturbating when they see a female lizard. The reason is that the older male lizards will push them off the females so that they can have a turn, so if the young male gets on the female he has to be ready to pass on their genes quickly, erm, as it were.

  17. Honey Multigrain. Despite my reservations about mixing grains (OH, the PURITY of POPCORN).

    Random knowledge: the verb for f-ing a sheep is “to tup.”

  18. I want the Chocolate Cookie Caramel Pecan flavor please.

    Did you know that a Peanut butter, Banana and Bacon sandwich was also called the Elvis sandwich?

  19. Honey multigrain! Mmm, multigrain. =D

    In the 80s, Saddam Hussein was given the key to the city of Detroit for giving like $200,000 to a church. Wtf? I know.

  20. Cranberry Almond…oh I will eat anything involving almonds, even if it is full of fiber. Actually, I’m kind of a sucker for fiber too. What a dork.

    And for trivia: the famous “vomitoriums” that ancient Romans had, which I’ve heard cited many times as special little rooms that aristocrats would go puke in after eating huge feasts, were *actually* spaces under the stadium seating at their huge amphitheatres through which the crowds could “spill out” after shows/fights/whatever. But somehow, stupid English-speaking people have latched onto the word, used it to justify ancient bulimia, and won’t let go.

  21. Definitely the cranberry almond.

    Hmm…useless trivia? How bout 1 in 4 Americans have appeared on television. I have!!

  22. Chocolate Cookie Caramel Pecan

    Hmmm, the chance of you winning the most popular Brazilian lottery with a standard ticket is 1 in 50 million.

  23. I’ll take honey multigrain, please.

    FACT (I think…): The elephant is the only mammal that can not jump.

  24. Honey multigrain for me please 😉

    Fact: Does anybody remember that episode of the Simpsons when Lisa tries to explain to Homer that in Brazil the seasons are opposite to what they are in the US?

    “Homer: Wait wait wait, so in August it’s cold?
    Lisa: That’s right.
    Homer: And in February, it’s hot?
    Lisa: Mmhmm.
    Homer: So it’s opposite land! Crooks chase cops, cats have puppies!
    Lisa: No, dad, it’s just the weather.
    Homer: So hot snow falls up?
    Lisa: :sighs: Yes.”

    That’s what’s stuck in my head.

  25. Cranberry almond would be nice!

    Random fact I recently learned: “New Hampshire has the third largest legislative body in the English-speaking world. Only the US House of Representatives and the British Parliament have more representatives than New Hampshire.”

  26. Chocolate cookie caramel pecan and…
    the female urethra is not part of the clitoris. I know, scary!

  27. Chocolate cookie caramel pecan would be fab.

    Did you know that tomorrow is the 25th anniversary of the Tetris release in the former USSR? w00t!

  28. Honey Multigrain.

    The phrase “under god” wasn’t added to the Pledge of Allegiance until 1954.

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