Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing.

Ryan Reynolds’ six pack abs? Meh. Betty White? Winner, winner, chicken dinner! (via Pajiba)

Oh. My. Goodness. This will make my pocket protector extremely happy. Nerds unite! (via Office Supply Geek)

Micro energy shots? If I want a micro energy shot, I’ll crush a No-Doze with a mortar and pestle, mix it with a few drops of water and enjoy. (via Screaming Energy)

I don’t know if a touch of honey is enough for my sweet tooth. I’d much rather prefer a punch in the face of honey, but that’s just me. (via Gigi Reviews)

Chocolate air that comes in a case that looks like lipstick. My masculine side is telling me “no,” but my reviewer side is telling me “yes.” (via Candy Addict)