@PM4444: I want a bidet.

@Zac Pritcher: No, I just had $10 to spend and a lot of time on my hands. :)

@Mr. Comfort Wipe: So I guess the fecal industry is shitting on you. I so find that ironic. :)

Awesome!

Sorry for the pain and suffering Mr. C.W.

What it felt like to bond and become intimate with dingle berries, only to experience the horrifying loss of hundreds of new friends with the click of a button and the flush of the toilet, my own personal dingle berry Titanic experienced day after day.

He left out the screams of pain and suffering the hemorrhoids thatI try to comfort with a two-ply and their heartbreaking pleas for Preparation H. instead, marvo wrote a snarky, tongue in cheek interview
That has made the laughing stock of the fecal industry, even the dog poo Be-gone stick and the race track protective underwear liners for men snicker at me.

You will be hearing from my lawyer.

THANK YOU

@Neil the hammer: We shall see.

@Woodenhand: I do think it’s useful but marketing it to everyone seems a bit silly.

@Rowen: Oh skidmarks, you are the reason why I don’t wear white underwear anymore.

@Anna: I guess taking the one journalism class in college helped.

@The Crisper: Until you can’t wipe your own ass, then it will be right.

@ncol: If I made that video, it would be extremely blurry or have a huge black box. So it wouldn’t be worth it for viewers. Maybe I should get a mannequin.

@Clevegal42: That does make sense. I guess that would work. I would try it, but I don’t have any moist wipes. Also, I think the OCD side of me would want to clean it more.

@Ryan: Don’t worry, I won’t. If I were to do that, I would have to charge people.

@Fat Fudge: I better question to ask might be, how many people bought the comfort wipe?

@Erin: I think it’s from a different company than the one from the website, but they look the same and have the same name. As for submerging it in water, I think they’re afraid of water getting into it because I think it works by pumping air through it. And I think water might damage the seals that make it airtight.

@Chuck: I don’t know about that because its head is kind of tacky, so they would probably need a lot of lubrication.

@InTheCheeks: That advertisement was pretty funny but also inaccurate because they improperly use it. They put the toilet paper on wrong and they made it look so non-ergonomic.

@Yum Yucky: No, I would think someone eating cow dung is a lot more disgusting.

@grinder: You make a good point. How do muscle men who can bend their arms anymore wipe their asses. I know. Maybe their butt muscles are so strong that they flex them clean.

@Devika: I’m not brave. I just had $9.99 lying around.

@Bear Silber: I believe this comfort wipe it from a different company, so that’s why I was able to get my hands on one. And yes, I really did use it.

@lex: Maybe I’ll give away the one I have in a prize drawing and you’ll end up winning it.

@Bryan: No, I consider it a new low.

Great post.

I can’t imagine people with limited dexterity using this – I would think they would be laughing to hard to even get the dumb thing loaded.

One question though – if I’m going to have to clean it with a moist wipe, why don’t I just shove the moist wipe in the Comfort Wipe’s mouth instead of TP? That way I clean myself and the Comfort Wipe in one wipe.