Comments on: REVIEW: Ideaworks Comfort Wipe

By: AaronM

AaronM — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 12:29:07 +0000

Man, for some reason I find that thing very disturbing.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 01:42:52 +0000

@Kayla: I don't know if it will do a better job, but it will do a creepier job. @PM4444: I want a bidet. @Zac Pritcher: No, I just had $10 to spend and a lot of time on my hands. :) @Mr. Comfort Wipe: So I guess the fecal industry is shitting on you. I so find that ironic. :)

By: Bear Silber

Bear Silber — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:15:38 +0000

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

Awesome!

Sorry for the pain and suffering Mr. C.W.

By: Mr. Comfort Wipe

Mr. Comfort Wipe — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:28:11 +0000

I feel that I have been unjustly maligned in this interview.
When I sat down with marvo, I was under the impression
that he truly wanted to get to know the heart and soul
of me, what it truly meant to spend hours a day between the butt cheeks of the common man and women.

What it felt like to bond and become intimate with dingle berries, only to experience the horrifying loss of hundreds of new friends with the click of a button and the flush of the toilet, my own personal dingle berry Titanic experienced day after day.

He left out the screams of pain and suffering the hemorrhoids thatI try to comfort with a two-ply and their heartbreaking pleas for Preparation H. instead, marvo wrote a snarky, tongue in cheek interview
That has made the laughing stock of the fecal industry, even the dog poo Be-gone stick and the race track protective underwear liners for men snicker at me.

You will be hearing from my lawyer.

By: Zac Pritcher (Everyview)

Zac Pritcher (Everyview) — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:18:30 +0000

Oh my GOD, Marvo you are the fucking man!

By: PM4444

PM4444 — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:41:35 +0000

My grandmother had to use one of these after she had hip replacement surgery. It’s better than asking someone else to wipe for you. srsly.

By: Kayla

Kayla — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:27:57 +0000

Thank you Marvo, now when I go to the bathroom I say to myself, “Hmm…I wonder if the Comfort Wipe would do a better job?”

By: Marvo

Marvo — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:30:16 +0000

@Gigi: I’m glad I was able to make you laugh.

By: Gigi

Gigi — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:47:41 +0000

Marvo,
I just wanted to thank you because this review has been the only thing to make me laugh in a week! (let me tell you this week has sucked!)

THANK YOU

By: Marvo

Marvo — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:00:21 +0000

@Chip: WTF indeed! @Neil the hammer: We shall see. @Woodenhand: I do think it's useful but marketing it to everyone seems a bit silly. @Rowen: Oh skidmarks, you are the reason why I don't wear white underwear anymore. @Anna: I guess taking the one journalism class in college helped. @The Crisper: Until you can't wipe your own ass, then it will be right. @ncol: If I made that video, it would be extremely blurry or have a huge black box. So it wouldn't be worth it for viewers. Maybe I should get a mannequin. @Clevegal42: That does make sense. I guess that would work. I would try it, but I don't have any moist wipes. Also, I think the OCD side of me would want to clean it more. @Ryan: Don't worry, I won't. If I were to do that, I would have to charge people. @Fat Fudge: I better question to ask might be, how many people bought the comfort wipe?